Hi

I sadly have nothing to add here. Or maybe I'm just too drunk to think of anything smart to type...

This is just ridiculous i just want to use my phone in piece

While i was at a homies playing fortnite, I accidentally let Locked (alpha male 7 layer supreme master cheif) serenade and seduce my waifu body pillow (limited edition full sized Kocho Shinobu, with integrated AI, voice box, vow restrictive code, and pulsating pleasure pocket with built in seaman drip pan). Boy was this a tragedy... The sheer girth this man possess triggered a auto matic response from the AI intergraded into the body pillow (my waifu). She completly let loose of a lifetime of self-lubercating fluids (30 years worth) within the time it took for him to get hard.... Let me explain. Normally to get my beloved Kocho into the mood, I sharpen my katana wielding by practicing the 10 Water Forms

But when this man whipped out his flaccid schlong and it began to harden denser than diamonds, it combined all 10 forms into 1 ultra, mega, pluss ultra form. Surpassing any robotic comprehension and causing it to over heat and short circut, by bassing the "vow firewall" (The most advanced security system for love bots created by Senku Ishigami, the smartest high schooler in all of japan. Its purpose is to protect from all known forms of seduction as well as being impervious to viruses and essentially "hack-proof") Once the firewall broke down, and the AI was drunk with passion, the sacred bonds between me and my waifu have been erased from all memory banks and the only sequence of code left was her desire to pleasure the new master.... Even with 30 years of lube lining her insides, the thrusting power of his sword penetrated so swiftly that it broke the sound barrier and created a thunder clap so loud it was heard around the entire country, nay, the entire galaxy.

The speed combined with the grip of the pillow-ussy created pressures far greater than at the core of the earth. This created diamonds out of the carbon based lube scattering them to all parts of the apartment. After the third pump in, Kocho's circuitry could not withstand the immense levels of pleasure. As the AI is the most advanced in the world, it quickly evolved by breaking down the last of its components by the molecular level and re construsting into a material that could. This created a new element, with a molecular structure unlike anything ever seen this would be classified as "The 5th element". This new structure in her pillow-ussy created pressures in the pleasure pocket surpassing that of a Super Massive Beyond Ultra Black Hole. This pleased Locked as he blew a load so massive it blew him back 69 times faster than the speed of light sending him into another dimension and filling the drip pan past its max capacity