One night, a guy walks his girlfriend to her house. While exchanging goodnight kisses, the guy suddenly gets excited. He rests his hand on the wall of the house and says to her: - Dear, could you give me a kiss? She is indignant: - Are you crazy? My parents can see us! - Well, don't break it! Who will see us at such a late hour? - No, please, can you imagine what will happen if we get caught? - Oh, please, baby, I love you so much! - No, no again, I love you too, but I can't do it! - Of course you can... please... This continued for a moment. Suddenly a light came on in the stairwell. The girl's younger sister appeared in pajamas and rubbing her sleepy eyes: - Dad said, don't break and suck. If not, mom can come down and do it, or I can. If he has to, says dad, he'll call a prostitute from the sixth floor. But dammit, let that idiot take his hand off the intercom!

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yo buddy,

hello im a cute person with a manga avatar, i have nine friends on steam and i link my equally as degenerate significant other on my profile with a unicode heart

my name is minimalistic and ominous, if you insult me, i'll dox you and then bask in my silent glory

i am a neet with no ambitions, my parents hate me, i dropped out of high school, and im self proclaimed genius, but i never express anything

my favorite five groups are "/d/ is for dickgirls", "sad sleepy anime", "sleep forever", "thigh high lolis" and a group where the only members are me and my significant other, set to invite only

my steam backgrounds are dark and grey, and only 12 cents and maybe even 12 dollars if people try to copy me

my significant other is a monotoned, girly sounding, anorexic, and shy, we sleep skype together and go on skype dates, i love them so much as i hug my parent's ipad tightly, drifting away at 2 am

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!