littlefailtuna's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:30am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:30am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:34am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:29am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:50am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:09pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:53am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:02am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:06am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:36am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:47pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:46pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:02am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:45am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:22pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 7:10pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:35am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:49am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:44am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:09am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:26pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:10am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:02pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:00am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:50pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:31am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:01am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:52pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:53am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:57pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:46am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 7:10pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:00am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:35am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:31am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:59pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:02am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:59am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 11:56am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:06am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 11:14am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:55pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:03am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:03am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:44am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:04am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:39pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:52am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 11:16am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 11:24am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:23am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 7:11am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:53am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:47pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:50pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:48pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:50pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:47am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:03am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 11:31am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:51pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:02am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:57pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:04am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:50am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 11:34am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:14am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:09am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:52pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:59am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:19am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 6:17am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 11:20am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 4:50am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:19am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:36am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:36am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 6:00pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:57pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:33am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 5:43pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:05am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 10:07pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:19am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:13pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:01pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:19am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 7:47pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 3:25pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 7:13pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:50am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 4:26pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 5:08pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 11:35am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:56am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 2:28pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:18am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:31am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:19am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 5:34am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:21am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:00pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 1:53pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 5:03pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 2:11pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:59pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:08am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:54pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:49pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:57pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:49pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:36am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:40am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:56am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 5:12pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 5:34am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:29am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 10:03am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 1:43pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:46am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:19am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:59am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 10:03am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:49pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:49pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:50am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:35am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 11:56am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 1:47pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:05am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:31am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:49pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:00pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 4:24pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:02pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:52pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 11:00am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 8:51pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 8:51pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 8:51pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 8:51pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 8:51pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 4:28pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 11:02am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 8:56pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 10:48am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 10:48am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 10:20am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 11:08am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 10:14am

My own clone

Have 1 You.

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Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

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Born for this job

Have 100 You.

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Episode II

Have 150 You.

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Copy that

Have 200 You.

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Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

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Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

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Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

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Army of me

Have 400 You.

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Know thyself

Have 450 You.

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Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

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Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

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Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

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Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

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Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

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Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

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That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

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Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

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Introspection

Have 700 You.

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Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

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