1st RULE: You do not talk about PENIS CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about PENIS CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the PENIS is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a PENIS.

5th RULE: One PENIS at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: PENISES will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at PENIS CLUB, you HAVE to PENIS.

Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.