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Original: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, "It's better than yours" Damn right, it's better than yours I could teach you, but I'd have to charge

Old English: Mine milkshake bringeth all yon gentlefolk to mine yard and lo they reply " 'Tis better than thine... "Verily, 'tis better than thine!" I could apprentice thee, but I wouldst levy a fee

Literal: My whipped iced dairy drink brings the attentions of many males to my place of residence and/or employment, and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours. Absolutely, it far surpasses yours. I could convey to you the proverbial recipe, but I would have to demand compensation.

Limerick: Through stereophonic tubes Comes a girl rapping mixes and grooves and though you would think Her topic was iced drink It's really all about her boobs

Haiku: Boys, drawn to my yard Their words in chorus singing Your milkshake loses