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к логопеду сходи мусор икотный говоришь как попугайчик поменяй ник просто и имя на попугай xD ♥♥♥♥♥ парни если попадетесь с ним кровь из ушей пойдет

Сегодня с 23:00 до 05:00 со спутника лазером будут замерять температуру у населения (ректально). Просьба высунуть жопу в открытое окно по направлению к звёздам. в правой руке держать открытый паспорт.

+реп остался в 2к15

nikesneakerboiz2k14

бонерами меряетесь чишо

lol boner

lol boner

I dont has anyone to play with or chat with anymore, and I'm socially awkwardly so it's very difficulty for me to make friend with new pupil who didn’t gave me a chance. Im liking to play games and hook a little. My name is Pudge, Age: 27 but you can call me Бучка or Пиджак. I main Pudge on smash bros, and I also play games like Dota, Dota3, pudge crossing, and some other indie games.

My pronouns are Pudge/Pudge so please respect that. Um.. what else to put here? I have Fresh Meat so I can be random at times or have hooking lol so please don't get mad at me if you see miss my hook. I think that's all for now, anyone willing to give me a chance on friendship would be great!

boner lol

The rules of wank club are as follows:

1st RULE: You do not talk about WANK CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about WANK CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the wank is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a wank.

5th RULE: One wank at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: Wanks will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at WANK CLUB, you HAVE to wank. To do so would be a breach of rules 1 & 2 of Wank Club.

+Rep nice c0ck

eh bud shoot me a msg

Сообщалось, что некоторые жертвы изнасилований во время этого акта уходили в собственный мир фантазий и не могли ПРОСНУТЬСЯ. Этот воображаемый мир почти ничем не отличался от настоящего, только в нем жертва не была изнасилована. Единственное, что заставляло их ПРОСНУТЬСЯ и указывало на то, что этот мир нереален, была записка. В записке было сказано про их состоянии и про то, что им необходимо ПРОСНУТЬСЯ. Даже после этого проходили месяцы, пока жертвы не были готовы отвергнуть этот мир и ПОЖАЛУЙСТА ПРОСНИСЬ.

my momma always told me not to speak with great people to whom i rely on..and now here I am, writing a message on your steam account

rubber ducky

10-4

it’s ma’am u dumb mf wen u ll get it wichho ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ head 😤😤😤😤

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I love ♥♥♥♥♥. I absolutely ADORE it. I cannot get enough of it. Lil Wayne’s lyrics are my spirit animal. I could spend all day with my head in between someone’s knees, I could day happy when I find a woman who will spend sun up to sun down with me eating her out. The smell the taste the feel the way it makes her moan ALL OF IT. My one bone to pick with god is that the laws of physics are such that I can’t get even closer to it. So why is it, when we’re in the heat of the moment, I tell them to sit on my face, and they gingerly rest it an inch above my mouth? Why make your legs keep up that kind of squat? I want you to sit down and relax, I want you to grind up against my lips, let my nose brisk your clit and your thighs to give me friction burns on my ears. I want to look death in the face while nearly suffocating. And yet, when I ask this, I’ve gotten “I don’t want to crush you!”

That. Is. The. Point

тупо Скайрiм!

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hi dan how are you doing

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Why the ♥♥♥♥ do you people think it's weird for me to jerk off to SAO. The scene between Kirito and Asuna is THE definition of art. Man, when that scene first aired, you bet your mothers ass every anime fan on the planet came so hard, the amount of semen is enough to feed the entire continent of Africa. You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ liar if you say you didn't AT LEAST got erect from that scene, I bet you even moaned a little too. So next time you talk ♥♥♥♥ about SAO, think about how disappointing you are to your parents and the anime gods.

6ix9ine is the best rapper, his rap is intellectually superior to other rappers as it requires an “outside the box” method of thinking to understand his message in each song. He is one of the few rappers that does this, as he puts actual effort into his songs rather than mainstream rappers who usually do it just for the revenue. The melody is also very well done in all his songs, with pauses well timed and instrumentals that really bring each piece together. If you’re into poetry or want to find new music, I suggest you start with his hit song “Gummo”!

I was visiting the Night Club as normal when I saw this hot penguin 👅💦 I talked her up and she was like 💁‍♀️ I'll suck your peepee 😏 I was like hell yeah 👌 Her ♥♥♥♥♥ tasted like puffle 😫

As a typically self-absorbed teenager, Sherlock Gnomes at first seems barely aware of Gnomeo’s presence, being far more interested in his on-and-off girlfriend, reading and pursuing compositional musings on the guitar and piano. For his part, Gnomeo embodies a purely American brand of unbridled appetite and unselfconscious confidence that strikes an immediate awkward note within Gnomes’ casually cosmopolitan family. Soon, though, the household reaches its own pleasant rhythm, with the two young men — about seven years apart in age — gravitating toward one another as friends and, eventually, more.

Protein shakes are disgusting. What do you think they are made of? Of course they are made of meat! What else would it be made of? The only correct answer is meat, as meat contains protein. Imagining the men beating their meat to make the protein shakes really puts me off. And don't even get me started on grinding the meat together to make a white, sticky liquid.

Still, the themes of longing, desire and self-definition are nothing if not timeless. Here, a young man’s coming-of-age is given such tactile, emotionally resonant immediacy that it would be recognizable in any country, of any era. The young man in question is Sherlock Gnomes (Johnny Depp), the 17-year-old son of an archaeology professor (Michael Caine) who has hired an American student named Gnomeo (James McAvoy) to be his assistant for the summer.

The pleasures of art, music, food, natural beauty and sexual awakening are evoked and celebrated in “Sherlock Gnomes,” an almost sinfully enjoyable movie that both observes and obeys the languid rhythms of a torrid Italian summer. Set in the early 1980s, John Stevenson’s adaptation of Arthur Conan Doyle’s 19th century novels barely counts as a period piece, although the short shorts and tube socks Sherlock Gnomes wears to play his smart-jock protagonist put the story squarely in the past.

I was visiting the Night Club as normal when I saw this hot penguin 👅💦 I talked her up and she was like 💁‍♀️ I'll suck your peepee 😏 I was like hell yeah 👌 Her ♥♥♥♥♥ tasted like puffle 😫

I am sorry but this anime is not for the casual anime fans like you, it is only for veterans, I suggest you stop watcing the 8th season of this anime, or you will make things much worse for yourself too, as a matter of fact you are not even supposed to touch this anime before having watched up atleast 100 anime alltogether, it's better if you avoid watching this one as it often even results in newcomers suffering actually physical head pain due to pressure of trying to figure out what is going on.

The rules of wank club are as follows:

1st RULE: You do not talk about WANK CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about WANK CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the wank is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a wank.

5th RULE: One wank at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: Wanks will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at WANK CLUB, you HAVE to wank. To do so would be a breach of rules 1 & 2 of Wank Club.

Edgy? Of course I am edgy.

To be edgy is to be on the edge of your tipping point all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time after years of nobody understanding you and tormenting your mind.

To be edgy is to be on the brink of your sanity, to know that the slightest mistake by the surrounding sheep would cause a catastrophe for everyone around me.

So yes, you could say I’m on the edge. I guess I am edgy after all. Go on, hate me. I am used to it.

invis The rules of wank club are as follows:

1st RULE: You do not talk about WANK CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about WANK CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the wank is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a wank.

5th RULE: One wank at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: Wanks will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at WANK CLUB, you HAVE to wank. To do so would be a breach of rules 1 & 2 of Wank Club.

Edgy? Of course I am edgy.

To be edgy is to be on the edge of your tipping point all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time after years of nobody understanding you and tormenting your mind.

To be edgy is to be on the brink of your sanity, to know that the slightest mistake by the surrounding sheep would cause a catastrophe for everyone around me.

So yes, you could say I’m on the edge. I guess I am edgy after all. Go on, hate me. I am used to it.

i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school girl except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous. hungolomghononoloughongous.

I just did it in 20 seconds dude I felt so proud of myself. Here's the story, no one was home and I was like "why not masturbate" and so I sat on my bed and started. I was five damn seconds in when I heard my front door open, it was my mom. I started going into overdrive and at about twenty seconds I nutted straight into my cover and all over myself

This guy took my virginity and said that I’m the most beautiful person in the world.
I’m so grateful I had an opportunity to meet and be friends with him. Please come back I miss u.<3

lethaldan dan aka lethaldan

After a good game in cod4, i added lethaldan because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great cod4 frags and most importantly true friendship.

I invited him to my house for a cod4 lan party. lethaldan said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.

When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay.

Don't trust lethaldan


p.s. I'm Brian.

+rep, good team player

my ♥♥♥♥♥ im gon miss ya R.I.P :cryface:

we can play naruto

mustard tiger

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D

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