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Recent reviews by Kelvin Kaslana

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807.1 hrs on record (790.0 hrs at review time)
imagine ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up so bad wargaming looks good by comparison xd
Posted 22 May, 2023.
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785.0 hrs on record (221.0 hrs at review time)
really nice game in terms of alt-his, but lacks the skill ceiling of paradox's other titles. kind of lacking if you want a historical experience imo, hoi3 does does that better. like other paradox games, you're going to have to deal with their dlc policy and frankly asinine policy regarding achievements.
Posted 6 July, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
125.1 hrs on record (9.0 hrs at review time)
A high octane, incest fuelled eugenics simulator that features exciting gameplay elements such as demon children, evicting jews and removing kebab. Deus Vult!
Posted 24 May, 2017.
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203.3 hrs on record (99.5 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
it's okay
Posted 24 November, 2016.
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18.0 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)
Ever wanted to club a man's skull in with a giant zweihander?
Ever wanted to poke a knight in full battle harness to death with a cudgel?
Then buy Mount and Blade this game
Posted 16 October, 2016. Last edited 16 October, 2016.
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2 people found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
I really like the bit where teddy is locked up and whipped by mrs teddy.
Posted 5 August, 2016.
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16 people found this review helpful
21 people found this review funny
464.9 hrs on record (90.9 hrs at review time)
Welcome to Mount and Blade, where you spend your first 30 minutes getting rekt by naked bandits until your army is powerful enoguh to defeat them. Pledge allegiance to a king, and spend yet another 30 minutes getting rekt by Lords. Found a new Kingdom, and get ground to a paste by angry Nords/Swadians/Rhodoks/sarrandids/Vaegirs/Khergits. Then get rekt by naked bandits as you rebuild your army.
The cycle of life.
Posted 27 May, 2016.
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1 person found this review funny
71.7 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
Don't Starve Together- Now you can starve, go insane and get murdered by Frogs with your Friends!
Posted 21 April, 2016.
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17.8 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
If you're a masochist, play this game
If you're not a masochist, play this game
Posted 22 January, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
479.5 hrs on record (41.7 hrs at review time)
The Best MOBA ever made

I hate MOBAs
Posted 25 August, 2015.
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