+rep good kitty owner🫦😼

-rep bad forza player

Quit gaming 8 months ago. Bought a new car, I have an amazing new girlfriend, I make a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of money and I'm buying a house this spring. I party every weekend, I'm never home. I'm enjoying life. Do yourselves a favor. Stop trying to make gaming a career. It's cringe as ♥♥♥

Sometimes, I like to lay in the bathtub and get a boner. I'll let the water level rise high enough so that the tip just barely sticks out the top. Before doing all this, I catch a fly and rip its wings off so it cant fly.

Once the water is right and just my tip is sticking out, I put the fly on it. Since it cant fly away or swim, it panics and just runs around really fast in circles.

I let this happen until I ♥♥♥, inevitably drowning the fly in my ♥♥♥♥♥, which is the best part for me

♥♥♥♥♥ bish

Sug min tiss