lMangoheadl's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2017 @ 7:52pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2017 @ 9:00pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:36pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2017 @ 8:00pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2017 @ 8:20pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2021 @ 6:47pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 8:24pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 9:02pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 9:37pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 6 Nov @ 8:28am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 1:35pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2017 @ 8:51pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2017 @ 7:52pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 7:49pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 8:53pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 12:28pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 12:37pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2017 @ 8:22pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 10:07am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2017 @ 8:09pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 12:37pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2017 @ 7:45pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2017 @ 7:27pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 1:02pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 9:49pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2021 @ 7:33pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2021 @ 6:06pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 2:41pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 9:00pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

3 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

24 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

20 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30