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57 of 127 (45%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2018 @ 12:01pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2018 @ 3:44pm

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2018 @ 11:44am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 11:06am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2018 @ 12:03pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2018 @ 11:53am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2018 @ 11:32am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 10:23am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 6:40am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 6:11am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 10:37am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2018 @ 11:56am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2018 @ 12:02pm

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 6:59am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 10:33am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2018 @ 12:01pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2020 @ 3:58am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:18am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 10:31am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 10:13am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2017 @ 9:03am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 2:30am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 8:21am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2020 @ 4:18am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:06am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 7:07am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:51am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 9:21am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2020 @ 3:52am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 9:46am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 6:34am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:29am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 7:14am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 5:25am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 7:20am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 4:46am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 7:06am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:31am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 5:33am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 7:04am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2017 @ 8:33am

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:12am

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2017 @ 9:12am

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 4:35am

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 10:05am

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:00am

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 6:56am

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 6:56am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 8:12am

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:49am

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 10:28am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:49am

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2017 @ 9:30am

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:54am

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:17am

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2018 @ 11:30am



Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

Don't Panic

srsly

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

BFF

Lick a friend

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator

Jörgen

Jörgen.

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.