+rep Toxic player

I sexually Identify as Link from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of burning down Hyrule and going to mountainous areas naked with only spicy food. People say to me that a person being Link from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is impossible and I am a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥, but I don't care, I'm still trying to soak myself in unidentified liquid and be a NEET for 100 years until a random voice tells me to get out of bed. I am having a plastic surgeon to install a pair of blue eyes, a voice convertor that only sends out grunt voices, and a time-stopping mechanic in my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Link" and respect my right to spam fire rod at everything. If you can't accept me, you're a filthy object that can produce normal voices and need to check your video games privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

take my money ♥♥♥♥♥

i mean *wenk**wenk*

LOL EKSDI!

reported for sexual harrassment