excuse me no one else can comment on this profile, thanks. #owned

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Hello daddy:3

I've heard you're to the task of carrying me in FFXIV!! I can do all kinds of stuff in return - meow for you on mic, send you thighs/feet pics, possibly even e-sex sometimes (¬‿¬ )

I will be your little slutty e-♥♥♥♥♥ ready for any task you bring me to in exchange for gil and xp in this silly little game (♡°▽°♡)
Hopefully you will accept because I've been longing for someone like you :3

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Your life is EVERYTHING! You serve ALL PURPOSE! You should treat yourself NOW! And give yourself, a piece of that oxygen, in the ozone layer, that's covered up so then you can breathe in this blue trapped bubble! 'Cause you know I'm here for it! To worship YOU! Love YOURSELF! I mean that with a hundred percent! With a thousand percent!

I'm accepting wife applications!

Here are the entry requirements:
- Must have titties
- Must be beautiful wife material
- Must be ready for long term commitment
- Must allow daily titty sessions
- Must have at LEAST £300,000 in savings
- Must change my diaper daily
- Must be able to drive me absolutely anywhere I need (I can't drive and dont like going outside teehe x3)
- Must have 1 or more of the following: black hair, hime cut, gothic clothing, titties.
- Must be okay with bad smell (I can't afford to wash teehe x3)

Good luck ladies!