Recent reviews by Malamoth

Are you tired of being a good guy who always has to save the princess from a weirdly shaped old turtle?
Try Carrion, you lazy plumber!
Turn into a red monstrosity that looks like a hentai tentacle monster had sex with mom's spaghetti. Explore, kill, and consume everything. The game took me 7 hours to max out. Could it be faster, but I am a stupid piece of crap who needs google maps to find dignity. I got lost more than 50 times, yet still... I enjoyed this piece of pixel art!
Final score: 9/10 hentai spaghetti tentacles

I can't even tell how many times I cursed and quit that freakin game! Love it! :D