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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 2:42pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:24pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 6:52am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:47am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:14am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:01am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:46am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 6:53am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 6:53am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 6:53am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 2:51am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:49pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:35pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:39am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:00am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:27pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 6:52am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 2:29am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:46pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:40pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 11:49am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:46am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 12:54am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:31am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 8:09am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:20am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:20am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:42am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:42am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:25pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:19am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 11:49am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:41am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 11:52am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:41am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:38am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 10:49am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 6:54am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 4:49am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:34am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:08am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 3:23am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:37pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:28pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 12:14am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:14am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:21am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 12:15am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:14am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 6:57am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:18am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:19pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:20am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 12:57pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:19pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:14pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:02pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:38am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:38am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:29pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 12:32pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 8:16am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:30pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:37am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:58am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 4:16am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:21am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:38am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 6:23pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 10:33am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:00pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:24pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 10:33am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 10:49am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:43pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:47pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:57pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:00pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 6:53am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:22am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:24am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 10:38am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 10:33am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 10:49am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:47pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:18pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:19pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:02pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:43pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:48pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:40pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:50pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:11pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:09pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:05am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:05am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 10:33am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:02pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:43pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:43pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:38am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:17am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:22pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:04pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:14am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:48pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:17pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:22pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:02pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:44am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 1:03am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 5:33am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 6:58am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 12:01am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 11:00am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:25pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:47pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:50pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:43pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:08am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:22pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:44pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:41pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:42pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 8:26pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:50am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:52am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:21am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:25am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 12:44am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 8:46am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 3:03am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 3:26pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 3:04am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 10:47pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 6:37am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 6:37am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 5:07am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 8:32pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:56am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 11:59pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:18pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:33pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:42am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 9:33am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 3:49am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:20pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:44pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:41pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:02pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:56pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 12:10am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:42am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:59pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 11:42am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:41pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:33pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:41am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:54am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 11:29am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:34am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:51am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:37pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:27am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:14am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 9:35am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 11:45pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 5:05am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:24am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:24am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:46pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 3:27am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:20am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 11:42am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 5:49pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:12am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 3:23am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:13am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:12am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 2:06am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 4:00am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:18am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 8:17pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:04am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:42am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:04pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:48pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 3:23am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:48pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:39pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 11:33am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:42am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 10:49am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:18pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 8:57pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:59pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:30pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 12:34am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:03pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 10:59am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 7:43am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:37pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:38am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:42am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:30am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:53pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:02pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:51am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:10am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:24pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:50pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:37pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 6:41am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 4:39am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 2:51pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:31am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 6:58am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 12:38am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:17pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:12am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 6:58am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:13am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 9:29am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 5:54am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 1:06pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:38am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:10am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 2:49am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:32am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 4:12pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:47am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 3:23am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:51am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:14am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:42am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:29am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:37pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 7:48am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:39pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 12:11am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:13am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 4:38am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 3:29am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:57am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:20am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:13am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 11:29am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:42pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:13am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 4:38am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 3:30am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 5:43am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 11:54pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 7:14am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:20am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:37am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 11:00am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 3:23am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:13am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:12am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 2:06am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 11:01pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 11:41pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:42am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:22pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 3:38am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:14pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 3:37am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 7:44am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 10:43am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 9:27am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:18pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:14pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 10:21am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 10:56am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 11:20am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 3:11am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 4:48am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 8:53am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:26am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:09pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 9:29am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 2:52pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:13am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 11:26am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 8:50am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:14pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:14pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:14pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 11:26am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 10:43am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:14pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 9:10am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:13pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:13pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:13pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:13pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 2:43pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 3:36am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 9:03am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 2:17am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:19am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:16am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:34am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:19am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 5:34am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 May, 2024 @ 4:59am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 2:17am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:22am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 9:33am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 8:06am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 5:58am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 3:28am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 3:49am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:18am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:21am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:25am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 3:42am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 11:27am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 3:29am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:19am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:19am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:19am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:19am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:19am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:19am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:19am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:19am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:19am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:19am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:36am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 10:36am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 3:38am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 2:17am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:19am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:19am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:19am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 3:09am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:18am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:18am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:18am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:18am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:18am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:18am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:18am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:22am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:23am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:47am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:47am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:08am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 10:13am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 8:33am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 2:17am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 3:28am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:38am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 11:44am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:18am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:18am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:47am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 10:43am