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Suzuki

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🗳️💦‼️WELL, F*CK… HERE WE ARE, TRUMP 2024🍊💯😱 WE’RE SCREWED, SO LET’S GET SCREWING 😫💦 IF WE’RE GONNA RIDE THIS OUT, MIGHT AS WELL RIDE SOMETHING🍆🇺🇸💋 GRAB A PARTNER 👯‍♂️ AND GET READY FOR FOUR MORE YEARS OF RAW DOGGING REALITY 🍑💥 ‘CAUSE THIS NATION’S ABOUT TO GO DEEP 🤯🍑 SO STOCK UP ON LUBE 🧴💦 ‘CAUSE IT’S GONNA BE A ROUGH RIDE, BABY 👀💦😈 SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF YOUR BOLDEST BANG BUDDIES IF YOU’RE DOWN TO MAKE AMERICA MOAN AGAIN 😫🇺🇸💋 AND IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK, YOU KNOW YOU WON’T BE FACING THIS ALONE 😏🍆💦 LET’S GO HARD OR GO HOME, PATRIOTS 🗽🔥

I had sex with myself, and I regret it.
It felt good physically but now it hurts emotionally. I have always been a virgin and thought it would be worth a shot. At “half mast” I was flexible enough to get it in my butt while still being hard enough to enjoy the feeling.

It lasted an hour or two of rolling around, when I was done I had milk and cookies by my bedside I had left out the night before.

I am a mess. I’m covered in myself and full of myself. Don’t know where to go from here, and I am desperately trying not to do it again. I had handcuffs and toys, now I am handcuffing myself to my own bed to prevent me from penetration a second time.

I am going to call my parents.

I had sex with myself, and I regret it.
It felt good physically but now it hurts emotionally. I have always been a virgin and thought it would be worth a shot. At “half mast” I was flexible enough to get it in my butt while still being hard enough to enjoy the feeling.

It lasted an hour or two of rolling around, when I was done I had milk and cookies by my bedside I had left out the night before.

I am a mess. I’m covered in myself and full of myself. Don’t know where to go from here, and I am desperately trying not to do it again. I had handcuffs and toys, now I am handcuffing myself to my own bed to prevent me from penetration a second time.

I am going to call my parents.

🗳️💦‼️WELL, F*CK… HERE WE ARE, TRUMP 2024🍊💯😱 WE’RE SCREWED, SO LET’S GET SCREWING 😫💦 IF WE’RE GONNA RIDE THIS OUT, MIGHT AS WELL RIDE SOMETHING🍆🇺🇸💋 GRAB A PARTNER 👯‍♂️ AND GET READY FOR FOUR MORE YEARS OF RAW DOGGING REALITY 🍑💥 ‘CAUSE THIS NATION’S ABOUT TO GO DEEP 🤯🍑 SO STOCK UP ON LUBE 🧴💦 ‘CAUSE IT’S GONNA BE A ROUGH RIDE, BABY 👀💦😈 SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF YOUR BOLDEST BANG BUDDIES IF YOU’RE DOWN TO MAKE AMERICA MOAN AGAIN 😫🇺🇸💋 AND IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK, YOU KNOW YOU WON’T BE FACING THIS ALONE 😏🍆💦 LET’S GO HARD OR GO HOME, PATRIOTS 🗽🔥

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Only a little stinky

The person below me has quite a cool name, if I do say so myself.

Suzaku

suzaku

🪞you are talking about yourself

Peak dsd member

no u

W dsd member

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If my girl👧😍 and my fidget spinners 💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade my ♥♥♥♥♥🙏👊

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Hey there - thanks for your lovely comment about that old thread. I do rattle on a lot about things, so I'm always happy when people find use of it.

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nibatimus

New Zealand is in fact fake.

Alright, buckle up, because it’s time to talk about New Zealand—the so-called "land of the long white cloud." A place that’s basically the world’s version of Narnia. Sure, they say it exists, but has anyone actually seen it? I’m convinced it’s a conspiracy cooked up by bored cartographers. The geography is too perfect—mountains, beaches, forests—it’s like someone mashed together all the biomes from Minecraft and stuck them in a corner. And have you noticed how it’s always just out of frame on maps, hiding behind Australia like a shy kid? Because it’s not real! If it were, it wouldn’t look like a glitch on Google Maps. And the people? Come on, have you really met a New Zealander, or just an Australian doing a funny accent? They're always described as "chill," like fictional characters. Coincidence? I think not!

diet of the average ubisoft employee smh

I've had it on a lot of food, coffee toast, whiskey ,Ritz crackers , on pizza , I have ♥♥♥ cocktails with some friends some times I love it I had my friend ♥♥♥ on my toast this morning and I was delicious I love ♥♥♥ I had a peanut butter and ♥♥♥ sandwich yesterday and it was really good I had my friend ♥♥♥ on it ,I loved it I just had couple friends ♥♥♥ on my hamburger , and fries today it was delicious I love ♥♥♥

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yes also im comin over to collect taxes

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you'll get plenty of that irl, no game needed can I be the wifebeater-wearing ex bf tho?

sadly there are no titles on steam that let me experience freaky sex with an abusive ex boyfriend who recently escaped high security prison, so I am making do with the next best thing :/

bro be adding all of Steam to his wishlist (Sex with Hitler included)

thats right, the hoodie stays on! 😶‍🌫️

cute & uncircumsized

it's too late for me 😔

Can confirm this guy does not value his heterosexuality he came crawling back.

sadly very true

old spice body wash can't block odor for 16 hours

suzie my beloved

ur socks r untied

bishes love that prison andy rizz

it say gullible on the ceiling

why would you NOT want him to be a goblin is the bigger question here

Can't believe he is that guy

what that ass do

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Damn bro don't make me go get that guy

he is that guy.