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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 5:42am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:58am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:26am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:00am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:07am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:54am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 9:25am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:25am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:56am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:17am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:15am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:16pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:48am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:15am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 12:06am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 5:43am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 1:55pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 5:46am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 5:44am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 5:50am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 11:45am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 11:45am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 11:06am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:16am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:16am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 4:16am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:04am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:44am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:42am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:21am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:21am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:56am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:02am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:02am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:58am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:16am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:57am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:54am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:44am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:55am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:10am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 1:45pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:41am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:42am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:01am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:28am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:56am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:33am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:17am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 2:01am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:16am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:46pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:47am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:02am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:02am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:20am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:23am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:33am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:14pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:28am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:56am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 8:36am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:25am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 4:14am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:17am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:26am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:49am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 4:58am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:03am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 4:15am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:43am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:16am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:39am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:36am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 12:27am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 2:04am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 4:58am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:21am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:21am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 8:13am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 3:38am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 8:08am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 8:12am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:51am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 2:29pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:51pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 5:39am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 6:24pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:35am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:40am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:30am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 9:03am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:23pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 4:58am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 4:55am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 10:54pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:56pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:00am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:24am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 9:03am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:23am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 11:30am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 10:59pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:56am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:54am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:17am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:07am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 2:06am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:11am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 10:57am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:17am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:54am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:19am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 8:51am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 9:25am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:03am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 9:25am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 3:03am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 8:01am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:52pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:52pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:52pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:55pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:55pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:00pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:00pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:00pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:02pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:11am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 2:01am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:52pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:52pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:52pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 1:49am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:38am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 2:37am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 2:35am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 2:57am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 11:30am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 5:39am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:35am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 1:30am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 8:01am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:36am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:03am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 8:14am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:05am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 6:40am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:22am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 1:01pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:08am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 5:53am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:03am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:03am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:03am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:03am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:03am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:03am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:56am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:51am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 11:06am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:58am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:58am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:58am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:58am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:58am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:58am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:58am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:58am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:58am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:15am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:15am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:35am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:51am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:58am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:58am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:58am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 9:10am



Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
+5

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