""'You miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take'
- Wayne Gretzky"
-Michael Scott"
-Mark Turek

Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.

Dwight: Don't you want to earn Schrute bucks?
Stanley: No. In fact, I'll give you a billion Stanley nickels if you never talk to me again.
Dwight: What's the ratio of Stanley nickels to Schrute bucks?
Stanley: The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.