Komet's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:43am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:27am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 7:11am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:40pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 7:42pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:01am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:48am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 5:48am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 10:26am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:58pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:06pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:49pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 12:02am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:15am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:17am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:22am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:37am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:51am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 1:44pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 4:06pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:27pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 12:25am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:49am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:29pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:29pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:29pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 8:10pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:17am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:44am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:11am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 7:46am

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:14am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:14am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:29am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 7:02am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 4:13am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:26am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:15am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:47am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 1:54pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:19am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:20am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:56pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:44am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 2:05pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:05am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:22am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 7:29am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:01pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 1:44pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 4:30am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:23pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:49pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 5:51am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 5:27pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:56pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:11pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 10:06pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:00am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 4:07pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:11pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:10am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:10am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:59am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:21am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 2:31pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 7:04pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:51am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:39am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 2:33pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:12am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 2:27pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:57pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:38pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 6:33pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:25pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:43pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 6:42pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:27am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 6:55pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:29pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:49am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:19pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:52pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 4:31am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:23am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:17am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:39pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 11:59pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 5:31am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:54pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 4:36pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:09pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 5:08pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 4:56pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:33pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:34pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 6:13pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:37pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 7:05pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 5 Nov @ 11:58am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 4:31am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 5:46am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 5:15am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:13pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:52pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 12:23am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:06am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:42am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 5:12am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:32pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 12:08am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:48am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:04pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 10:22pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:16am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 12:14am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:06am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:02pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:01am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:10pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:42pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:43pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:58pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 12:10am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:39am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:42am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:47am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:51am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:57am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:57am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 11:59pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 4:10am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 10:00pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:48am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 6:22pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:15pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:21pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:20pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 12:23am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:39am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:47am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:00am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:04am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:04am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:29pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 10:27pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 12:29am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:23am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:44am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:51am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:39pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:39pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 4:56pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:15am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:58am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:29pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:30am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:16pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 10:06pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:26am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 7:46pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 5:24am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 4:07pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:48pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 7:27am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:22am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:12pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:57pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 12:22am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 12:14am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:04am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:08am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:57am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:30am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:58am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:50am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:13am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:06am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:17am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:18am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:23am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:50am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:24am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:37am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:04am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 3:45am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:29pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:32pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 5:45am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:40pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:48pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:09am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:57pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:10pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:52pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 12:22am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:38am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:46am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:59am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:06am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:11am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:17am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:20am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:30am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:16am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:05am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:10am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:14am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:30am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:08am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:08am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:34am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 3:16am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 10:26am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 12:20pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 6:34pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:54pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:06pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:21pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:49pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 12:10am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:01am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:01am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:58am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:42am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:56pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 5:48am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:11pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:18am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:58am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:48am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:00am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 12:23am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:40am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:44am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:48am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:59am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:06am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:17am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:17am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:26am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:31am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 3:28am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:06am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:42pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 8 Nov @ 12:52am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:31am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 6 Nov @ 11:23am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:23am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 6 Nov @ 11:22am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 11 Nov @ 3:08pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 5:08am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:05am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:31am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:04am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:10am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:24am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:07am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:12am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:48am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:07am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:06am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:14am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:17am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:25am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:30am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 3:25am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:04am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:06am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:11am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:16am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:24am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:16am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:03am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:41am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:06am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:12am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:09am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:17am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:35am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:36am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:34am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:35am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:41am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:42am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 5:16am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 7 Nov @ 3:15am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 5:48am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:57pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 12:22am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:00am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:17am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:30am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:06am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:17am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:19am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:07am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:45am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:06pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:00am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:17am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:25am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:10am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:17am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:18am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:18am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:36am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:06am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:04am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:11am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:11am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:17am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:17am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:36am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:36am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:25am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:30am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 3:01am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:06am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:06am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:13am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:16am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:17am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:33am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:42am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:44am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:49am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 5:17am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 3:41am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:03am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:03am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:04am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:18am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:34am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:42am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:46am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:58pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:01am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 9 Nov @ 11:31pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:00am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:26am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:56am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:56am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 5:44am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:08am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:13am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 5:11am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 5:34am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 1:32pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:33pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Nov @ 11:58am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:52pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:08am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:08am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:52am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 3:46am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:11am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:13am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:17am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:20am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:37am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:41am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:45am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 5:16am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 5:17am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 5:35am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 5:35am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 12:20pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:22pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:06am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:19am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:18am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 3:26am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:09am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:22am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:40am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 5:15am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 5:35am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:30am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:08am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:46am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:22am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 5:34am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:13am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:59pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 6:08am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:58pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 12:11am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:52am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:10am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:31am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:11am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:17am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:42am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:48am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 1:35pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 3:18pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:31am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:11am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:47am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:32am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:34am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:58am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 1:45pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 3:16pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 3:16pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:58pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 9:57pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 7 Nov @ 3:15am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:42pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 6 Nov @ 12:20pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 11 Nov @ 10:26pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 11 Nov @ 10:26pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:43pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:42pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:16am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 9 Nov @ 2:03am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 5:05am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 5:35am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 1:11pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Nov @ 1:10am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Nov @ 4:58pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:33am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:49am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:45am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:16am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:16am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:16am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:20am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:23am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:42am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 5:01am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 5:16am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 5:38am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 1:13pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 1:34pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 1:44pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:36pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 3:18pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 3:18pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 8:07pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:59pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 1:39pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:20am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:22am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:41am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:50am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 5:15am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 5:15am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 5:39am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 1:22pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 1:47pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:32pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:40pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 3:17pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 3:18pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 11:53pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:51pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:21pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:48am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:19am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:24am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:06am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:16am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:39am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:48am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 5:35am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 3:18pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 3:18pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Nov @ 4:58pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:24pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:40am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:15am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 5:11am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:06am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:06am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:58am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:51am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 13 Nov @ 4:55pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 1:16pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 3:03pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:29pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:22pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Nov @ 9:29pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Nov @ 3:32pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:17am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:25am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:14am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 8:10pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:43am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 6:31pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 6:31pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 12 Nov @ 8:02pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:00pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 1:07pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 11:53pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 12 Nov @ 3:32pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 12:23pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 7 Nov @ 2:26pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 12:16am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:06am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:09am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:41am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:11am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:33am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:47am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 5:35am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 1:51pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 3:18pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Nov @ 1:13am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:33am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 12 Nov @ 3:34pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:08am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:15am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 5:12am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:39am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:51am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 5:15am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 5:30am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 1:13pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 1:14pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 1:47pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:15pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:50pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 3:13pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 3:41pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:32pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Nov @ 2:12am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Nov @ 5:00pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:52pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Nov @ 7:15pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Nov @ 3:34pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:20am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Nov @ 5:14pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Nov @ 7:29pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:47pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 5:02am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:48am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:40pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Nov @ 11:47am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Nov @ 3:35pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 5:44am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 5:06am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 6:32pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 4:42pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Nov @ 5:07pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:52am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 5:06pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:10am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:08am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:23am

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 3:42am

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:16am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:42am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:47am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 1:32pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:33pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 5 Nov @ 12:02am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:52pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 9 Nov @ 2:03am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 13 Nov @ 4:54pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:14am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:17am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 5:16am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 5:15am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 5:21am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 1:17pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 1:38pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 1:42pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:32pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:48pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 3:25pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 6:13pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 5 Nov @ 1:44am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Nov @ 5:00pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:51pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:33am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Nov @ 7:15pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Nov @ 5:30pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:10am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:08am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:53pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 10 Nov @ 9:29pm