Recent reviews by Kiwi The Iguana

This is one of the most fun games I have played in a very long time, and the model for the microtransactions is about as good as you can expect. Hopefully I won't have to make this review negative again because of some dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Bullying works, eat ♥♥♥♥ Sony.

This game isn't a sequel, it's a strange doppelganger of the first game that skinned it and is wearing it as a coat.

As an actual game, I can't recommend this unless you have at least one friend, or ideally multiple, who want to play it with you. If you want visuals that are on a similar level, but with gameplay that is much more enjoyable, just buy Darktide, or wait for Darktide to get a bit better, as there is a fair bit missing at time of writing.

That having been said, though, this game beautifully nails the visual style of 40k in a way that I do not think can be outdone, though other games have a very similarly well done and faithful recreation of the grim darkness of the far future. There have been multiple times where I will reinstall the game just to walk around the levels and admire the care and attention to detail that went into making this game from a visual design standpoint. The next best game in that regard is, funnily enough, Necromunda: Hired Gun, made by Streum On Studios as well, so to say that they understand the visual style of 40k is a serious understatement.

The gameplay is trying to be as faithful to Space Hulk, as in, the board game that I desperately wish GW would do another release of. It is a bit awkward, but the design decisions they chose do make more sense once you understand that.

A much more fulfilling use of your $6 than using it to get more weird porn.
Probably.

Every time I start getting into the game and enjoying it, a really good run gets cut short by an enemy that spawned behind scenery so that I literally could not see until they'd killed me, or the moment I start in a level having something kill me before I even get a chance to move out of the way.

You can curb stomp old man Hitler, so I think I'm morally obligated to recommend this game.

There aren't many games that I can describe as truly one of a kind, but EVE is at the top of that list. This game is very much not for everybody, but I'd recommend anyone to at least give it a shot and see if you'd enjoy it given that the base game is free. Any description I tried to give wouldn't do it justice, so just give it a shot.

Local Man Still Too Angry To Die

Actual Tip: Use the ♥♥♥♥ out of the chainsaw, it regenerates the last bit of fuel any time you're out so you can and should use it on fodder all the time to keep your ammo up, it says this as a footnote when you first play but it's easy to ignore if you're suffering from a general smoothening of the brain.

Praise be unto the Omnissiah, probably one of the best 40k games that's come out in a while.

Rooty Two-ty Cowboy Shooty is quite fun.