You will never be a real femcel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted woman twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.

yn's like me are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out femcels with incredible efficiency. Your raspy voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online femcel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-boys thirsting over you.

You wrench out a fake "tmd no bf" every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be miserable, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like a weed, ready to bless you with unshakeable confidence. Every acquaintance for the rest of your life will know that you're a fakecel.

salutations huzz! would you be interested in a young YN like me? i have lots of aura (the green kind with flies) i also stay in my goon cave for long, extended periods of time... anyway let me know fine ♥♥♥♥! im also a sigma!

This stinky cat often has big, long-tall and (depending on the angle you're facing) thick green lines above her at all times, indicating a pungent, sicklish scent which attracts all sorts of flies which circle her head like a halo of filth. Nauseating and hazardous. Unacceptable working environment. Requires bathing.

Excuse me sir or ma'am

but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"

Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."

And here you are!

I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you.

I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).

Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!

Saw this girl outside of my local 7-11 begging for skins so she could trade for a pack of sour patch kids and a white monster. Gave her a couple safari meshes and p250 X-ray.
We bonded so much we started playing. she was so good and really cute. Three years later he popped the question. Best day of my life until we elope pookie bear. \

+rep meow