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37 of 50 (74%) achievements earned:
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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2015 @ 3:58pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2015 @ 6:08am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2015 @ 3:06pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2015 @ 12:44pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2015 @ 11:49am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2015 @ 10:36am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2015 @ 10:52am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2015 @ 7:51am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 4:54pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2015 @ 1:32pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2015 @ 3:03pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 5:27pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2015 @ 3:53pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2015 @ 1:14pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2015 @ 12:29pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2015 @ 5:00pm

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2015 @ 4:39pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2015 @ 1:01pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 5:27pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2015 @ 4:47pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2015 @ 3:18pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2015 @ 5:26pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2015 @ 3:31pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2015 @ 3:48pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2015 @ 11:46am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2015 @ 10:44am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2015 @ 4:20pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2015 @ 6:20am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2015 @ 3:46pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 5:02pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2015 @ 4:21pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 3:20pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2015 @ 3:38pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2015 @ 3:30pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2015 @ 7:37am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2015 @ 6:38am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2015 @ 3:16pm



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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