Volvigi
I don't really live in   Baden-baden, Baden-Wurttemberg, Germany
 
 
who even is Colors

Surround yourself with the people you want to be.

Enjoys: Team Fortress 2, hot wings, pepsi next, Brockhampton, Buckhumpton, and Shelby.
Oh, also that Khaoz guy.

I don't really main the Dimdamnman

-Stupidity-

Khaoz: I've always thought of keeping a masturbation journal.

Xkhaoz: KAJA;LAKS;LDAK;K
ColorsOfSonic: Wut
Xkhaoz: EARTH DEFENSE FORCE
Xkhaoz: INCEST ARMAGEDDON
Xkhaoz: Y'KNOW
Xkhaoz: THE GAME WE BOTH WANTED
ColorsOfSonic: ...
ColorsOfSonic: You
Xkhaoz: IT'S $10
ColorsOfSonic: uh
ColorsOfSonic: misspelled Insect
Xkhaoz: ...
Xkhaoz: oh god
ColorsOfSonic: Screenshotting~
Xkhaoz: oh god

Xkhaoz: http://www.reddit.com/r/comeonandslam
ColorsOfSonic: I get ittttttttttt
Xkhaoz: hey
Xkhaoz: hey sonic
Xkhaoz: COME ON AND SLAM
Xkhaoz: AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
Xkhaoz: EVERYBODY GET UP ITS TIME TO SLAM NOW
Xkhaoz: WE GOT A REAL JAM GOIN NOW
Xkhaoz is now Offline.
Xkhaoz has changed their name to Quad City DJs.
Quad City DJs is now Online.
Quad City DJs: WELCOME TO THE SPACE JAM
Quad City DJs: HEY HO WATCHA GONAN DO
Quad City DJs: HEY HO WATCHA GONNA DO
Quad City DJs: PARTY PEOPLE IN THE PLACE hey leys go
Quad City DJs: ITS YOUR BOY JAYSKI A'IGHT SO
Quad City DJs: PASS THAT THING AND WATCH ME FLEX

DBoy| Khaoz: I hope we don't end up with the same fruit in our different towns
DBoy| Colors: you know
DBoy| Khaoz: Fruit that isn't your default sells for a lot more
DBoy| Colors: I am really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tempted to buy the strike fruit zero
DBoy| Colors: ...
DBoy| Colors: strike suit*
DBoy| Colors: ♥♥♥♥ you
DBoy| Khaoz: teehee

Colors (GoneForSwagDallasSwag): I watched that skywire live thing
Colors (GoneForSwagDallasSwag): first man to cross grand canyon over a wire
Colors (GoneForSwagDallasSwag): ♥♥♥♥♥ crazy
DBoy| Khaoz: Did he died
Colors (GoneForSwagDallasSwag): nope
DBoy| Khaoz: k

DBoy| Khaoz: I backed up my moms ♥♥♥♥

DBoy| Khaoz: YES
DBoy| Khaoz: I WAS BORN
DBoy| Khaoz: ♥♥♥♥ YOU NATURAL SELECTION

Successful CEO Man: I"ve punched a lot of kids
Successful CEO Man: like
Successful CEO Man: a lot of kids

|ESC| Colors: Have you ever been to enchanted forest near Salem?
Successful CEO Man: like in middle school, this kid got pubic hair really early
Successful CEO Man: he called it his enchanted forest
|ESC| Colors: How the ♥♥♥♥ do you know about that

Khaoz: I keep forgetting that I have stockholm syndrome

Colors |Firm Butt|: looked through every weapon
Colors |Firm Butt|: and I think the most important right now is making the other miniguns viable
Colors |Firm Butt|: namely tomislav, huo and brass beast
Xkhaoz |Firm Butt|: That's a pretty.....
Xkhaoz |Firm Butt|: heavy feat
Colors |Firm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ off

Colors: I can't smile while eating a salad.

Colors: I wish you were me

Khaoz: BORDERLANDS 2 CAN ALMOST GO TO KINDERGARTEN
Khaoz: HE'S GOING TO GO IN THERE AND THE TEACHER WILL BE LIKE
Khaoz: OK CLASS TELL EVERYONE WHAT YOU LIKE
Khaoz: AND HES GOING TO STAND UP AND JUST BE LIKE
Khaoz: MEMES

Khaoz: We're gonna be in Disneyland and we can go to like Space Place
Colors: Yeah Space Place
Khaoz: Righ next to The World is Pretty Neat

8:10 PM - The Life of Pablo: A marching snare fell on my knee
8:10 PM - jerry & gerry: a parched pear fell from my tree

Khaoz: Is monetary impact really something you can take someone to court over.

Colors: What if we had giant ass hoops on our backs like volcanion, would it be like a huge invasion of personal privacy for someone to step through it
Khaoz: I think yeah but it would also be sorta an intimate thing
Finch: is that like vore

Khaoz: I dont know man I like my dogs gay

Khaoz: In middle school I used to think I was hard for drinking Dr. Pepper
Extra Quotes
Colors |ESC|: So you're trying to tell me you're not into hardcore uncensored gangster rap
McRamsey98: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0itOCgJtNVU
McRamsey98: My favorite song right here
McRamsey98: Why would you say that about me
McRamsey98: it's mean
Colors |ESC|: I'm so sorry

Finch: We would take sticks and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beat each other

McRamsey: mmm
McRamsey: that's one nice firm booty
McRamsey: I can die a happy man
McRamsey: goodbye
Colors |Firm Butt|: :'(

much.Colors |ESC + Firm|: I ran out of my normal shampoo so I used hello kitty brand and my hair is now cotton candy scented
Finch: mmmm
Finch: good

Salmonkid: I'm gonna poop things at you.

Lamps: Lucifer could've been a good dad.

Salmonid: I was here until I left.

Lamps: I don't slut slame, I slut appreciate.
Finch: That's really creepy.

Colors: Everyone poops.
Finch: Nuh uh, Jesus doesn't.

Salmonkid: Stop using your mouth lips to seduce Finch.
Finch: Yeah only Salmonkid's allowed to do that.

SalmonKiddo: i <3 satan
dragon: same

Dragon Goddess: hey
Dragon Goddess: shut up lamps
Dragon Goddess: quote it plz

SalmonKiddo: I will child abuse you

Eyeless: Salmonkid how do you feel about polar bears
Salmonkid: They're blue!

Lamps: What's JFK's mutant ability?
Salmonkid: Charisma

Lamps: I wasn't planning on getting a baby but if I find a baby its like ♥♥♥♥ might as well have him be decent

Finch: You are all my chubby angels and Im proud of you.

Lamps: He likes to make bread on my belly when I'm playing video games.

Rock "The John" Dwayneson: clone me and dress me in colours' skin

i am pupper: im not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i am pupper
finch: that's
finch: V NICE

finch: *kinkshames*
SlammoneKid: sticks and stones may break my bones but kinkshaming is my kink
finch: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

khaoz: there has to be a reason they're banished
finch: no there doesnt

Nemily: Oh no, my monkey cheeks

Salmonkid: Lucios?!

Finch: Lamps is the kind of dad who would name his kid Baseball

Kayhooz: 4. i like sex in doggystyle position with a leash and collar play while wearing fursuits
Chris the Christmas Kid: I KNEW IT
Kayhooz: IM NOT ITS AN EXAMPLE
Chris the Christmas Kid: its going on the quote block
Kayhooz: thats not a credible publication
Chris the Christmas Kid: It doesn't need to be, it's my newspaper ♥♥♥♥♥

Ben: I will break you down to dust and build a new son from the dust
Recent Activity
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WLFSTR 17 Dec, 2018 @ 2:28am 
had to give this kid the block because he spams his games like its a funny haha meme
Samantha 20 Jun, 2018 @ 12:13am 
Hey, I see you have many useless craftable TF2 items So I can give one of my hats for all of them.
Check my profile (link in bio) and send me steam trade offer if its ok for you. Thanks for attention!
ZA* Zzz 9 May, 2016 @ 6:41pm 
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is down,
Your facebook will do.
PorkChopGirl 22 Aug, 2015 @ 12:11pm 
+rep fast trader
dragon 11 Jul, 2015 @ 5:48am 
Khaoz is Frozone sit pass over
juzzy 10 Jul, 2015 @ 12:41pm 
added to discuss 4s match July 10th