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Endeavoring to articulate this transcendent marvel proves a task insurmountable, akin to weaving a tapestry of cryptic verses and enigmatic whispers in a futile attempt to convey the indescribable splendor that danced just beyond the fringes of your fractured consciousness. Yet despite all, I am compelled to persevere in this endeavor. Let me (nog) commence this review at the genesis of my relations with said marvel.
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Jonathan, both steward and captive of his feline “companions”.
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Harry, ensnared in the web of circumstance, consumed by wrath and seeking vengeance.

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Nermal, transgendered , embodying deceit, stirring strife with malevolence, a vessel of darkness and agent of turmoil
Liz, epitome of feminine grace, some would proclaim her as the antithesis of Arlene

Garfeild, He is the ethereal embodiment of gluttony's essence. He is an omnipotent creature, concealed yet ever vigilant, under your dominion and yet sovereign over all. He exhibits unearthly transcendent deeds of eldritch malevolence and insatiable craving. He is a creature that defies mortal reckoning, His physical presence is a grotesque amalgamation of flesh and fury 'utop a motorized carriage,

I assumed control over each of these beguiling figures, directing their paths and orchestrating their actions slowly discovering exactly how the soul finds itself ensnared within the gnarled claws of addiction. With so few given tracks the repetition of said addiction becomes abundantly apparent. And thus, i, trapped in a melancholic loop, drove endlessly in circles, as if cursed by the echoes of Ecclesiastes, condemned to repeat the same weary path without reprieve or redemption.

In conclusion, it is incumbent upon you to contribute and obtain this game, though it shall assuredly confound you with its portrayal of ethereal convergence; to the discerning observer, it is the gateway to enlightenment.

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In the bowl of a stand mixer, beat the egg yolks until they lighten in color. Gradually add the 1/3 cup sugar and continue to beat until it is completely dissolved. Add the milk, cream, bourbon and nutmeg and stir to combine.
Place the egg whites in the bowl of a stand mixer and beat to soft peaks. With the mixer still running gradually add the 1 tablespoon of sugar and beat until stiff peaks form.
Whisk the egg whites into the mixture. Chill and serve.
Cook's Note: For cooked eggnog, follow procedure below.
In the bowl of a stand mixer, beat the egg yolks until they lighten in color. Gradually add the 1/3 cup sugar and continue to beat until it is completely dissolved. Set aside.
In a medium saucepan, over high heat, combine the milk, heavy cream and nutmeg and bring just to a boil, stirring occasionally. Remove from the heat and gradually temper the hot mixture into the egg and sugar mixture. Then return everything to the pot and cook until the mixture reaches 160 degrees F. Remove from the heat, stir in the bourbon, pour into a medium mixing bowl, and set in the refrigerator to chill.
In a medium mixing bowl, beat the egg whites to soft peaks. With the mixer running gradually add the 1 tablespoon of sugar and beat until stiff peaks form. Whisk the egg whites into the chilled mixture.

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