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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 1:11am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 12:53am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 9:35am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 10:21pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 1:54pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 10:30pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 12:04pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 11:51am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:27am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:26pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 12:00pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:50pm

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:16pm

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:49pm

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 7:49pm

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:28pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:37pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 7:43pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 10:46am

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 11:42am

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:19pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 7:45pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 12:53pm

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:18pm



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?