I must give you my greatest apology. I never meant it to go this far. When I started these shenanigans, I imagined nothing of such a serious matter. I didn’t mean to harm your dignity, respect, or honor. But, now that’s it’s gone this far, I can only do one thing; apologize. So, from the bottom of my intellect, family, pride, and dogs, I give you my strongest and hardiest apology. I hope you could forgive me one day.

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When's SS13?

FIRST, IM THE FIRST COMMENTER OF THE YEAR WOOOO HAPPY NEWYEARSS WOOOOO HURRAY

⚠️WARNING⚠️ ♥♥♥♥ inspection is NOT required at the voting booths!!!! don't be tricked like me!!
So I was waiting in line to vote when all of a sudden this voting "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my voter registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my ♥♥♥♥ because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm voter identity. Because I thought he was a voting official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I voted I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy voting!

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AITA for falling into the river in LEGO City?

I'd like to preface this by saying that it was in NO WAY my fault. The ground was slippery, and the railing on that bridge are too short. Anyways, what happened was while I was crossing a bridge, a family asked if I could take a group photo for them. I leaned back against the railing to fit them all in the frame, but I must of went too far back because I lost my balance and fell into the river! I'm not really good at swimming, so the best I could do was tread water as the current carried me down the river. Luckily, the city had just bought a new rescue helicopter and they were able to prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue. My wife is mad for "ruining our vacation" and a man from the fire department scolded me for "wasting first responder resources with my carelessness." It's not like i WANTED to fall into the river, and besides, isn't that what they are there for? AITA?

Smells like cheese and hates elves

added for a trade, accepted quickly +rep

Yes is good.

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jacked off on mic when there were children on the server. disrespectful. foul.

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I ♥♥♥♥ ducks.

TITO ♥♥♥♥ DICKMAN BABY

gay retard

you know one of these days you'll be sitting there eating cheerios with kendrick lamar and youll realize. youll think back and youll realize. wumboni was right all along.

Wow lame Icon nerd

I stroll on up in my proof of purchase. I take one look at my team and realize I'm dead. Mann co hats, gibuses, and pyrovisions.

We're defending a payload. We have four spies and no stabs or saps on the killfeed.

we have a sniper who hasn't sniped anybody or even taken care of the minisentries plaguing us.

Engineer makes one level 1 teleporter that is immediately sniped for being in plain view. Stays at the spawn and builds a lv 3 sentry at the final cap... behind a window it can't shoot through. Does nothing else.

medic ubercharges a melee heavy with a mann co hat.

YOU FAILED

BOOOOO

+rep made me contemplate suicide

hier nen euro

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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10:16 PM - Nameisthis (I'm a ghost) °Д°: HORNY FOR YOUUUUUUUUU
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10:26 PM - Shadow: "i shoot you with my semen infused bullets to give you the burning anime vigor and a damage buff"

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did i mention that in fallout 4, the robots are ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING.

Jesus christ, protectrons take a million shots to kill

assaultrons are agile af and have like a million attacks

and sentry bots

oh my god

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IT'S MOBA OR BE MOBA'D

IN THIS WORLD

My child you are breaking my heart.

you're gonna have a time

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