Sir Ivan Jerkhov lead a happy and fulfilling life. Not only was he wealthy, but he also obtained a lover during battle in 1625. Mr. Jerkhov knew how to please men and women alike. He did not like how many of his fellow classmates and family members constantly tried to poison him because of his madly sexual habit, not only was it sad but it was pathetic at best. He passed away in 1678 due to a staff infection going from his penus to his heart at a rapid rate. His son, Jerkhov Jr. only had a few words to say from his dad's passing. The letter of the man read "I was only trying educate about how important ♥♥♥♥ and Ball Torture is to get secrets out of the enemy of battle."