"Why the ♥♥♥♥ was I sent a friend request from you? I don't even know if you're spicy... This is a huge disrespect" -Clum
"Teenage boners are the worst." -Gus Sorola, RT Podcast 195
"The power of Christ compels you!" -Satan, to Leo
"Who wants taco soup?" *proceeds to put ground beef into water*
"Whats - who's over there? Who is that? Boba are you up there? Boba you go in - a - wha - are you a - which - are you bottom right or north?" - Bruce Green
"He banged Whoopie Goldberg?! That's the American dream!" - Also Bruce Green
"Uhh - which would - if you were to put that in a number from one out of ten what are you lookin at?" "Mold." "That's not a number. Mold out of ten."