6am - wake up, morning cleaning rituals
6.30-8am : studying strategies on how to prevent tech extremists from taking over the world
8am-10 : consuming unprocessed chakra tea leaves
10am-11 : researching investment opportunities in developing nations
11- noon : extremely straining jelq sesh
12pm-2pm : practicing 74' world cup Netherland strategy in football
2pm-4pm : go to walmart to harass employees
4pm-5pm : buy treats at wall mart for my pet toucan
5pm-7pm : daily 2700 calorie tabledinner with my uncles discussing ways to farther propagate the gdp of mongolia
7pm-10pm : extreme ancient meditation in improvised sensory chamber
10pm : put on sleeping cap and pajamas and sleep on sheepskin bed