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"Hola, I am Wankah. My owner, Chapo Guzman abandoned me because he got arrested for making le caliente art of femscout in SFM."

~as described from first impressions by Elsirin.

Sir Jangle: because, they are goats
Sir Jangle: and goats suck
CatsMeatsMan: cheese
CatsMeatsMan: im hungry
Sir Jangle: aww cheese
Sir Jangle: lol
CatsMeatsMan: so wait goats and cows both make milk
CatsMeatsMan: and both make cheese
CatsMeatsMan: and cheese is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ delicious
Sir Jangle: uhuh
CatsMeatsMan: so do cows suck as much as goats?
Sir Jangle: you ever try goat cheese?
CatsMeatsMan: yes
CatsMeatsMan: its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ delicious
Sir Jangle: its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disugsting

The last 2 lines were posted at the exact same time.

1:24 PM - CatsMeatsMan: people in the comments
1:24 PM - CatsMeatsMan: also complaining about sonic bosses
1:24 PM - CatsMeatsMan: not being difficult
1:24 PM - CatsMeatsMan: pfffft
1:24 PM - ❄Alistair Nevis❄: pffft

Ditto.

3:19 PM - Qwedgeonline: Together
3:19 PM - CatsMeatsMan: we will
3:19 PM - Qwedgeonline: Crush
3:20 PM - CatsMeatsMan: boobs
3:20 PM - CatsMeatsMan: :]
3:20 PM - Qwedgeonline: YESSSS

The above conversation happened.