If you’re reading this, you’ve been in coma for almost 20 years now. We’re trying a new technique. We don’t know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope it works. Please wake up, we miss you.

You 👈 useless 👎 piece 🍗 of ♥♥♥♥ 💩. You 👉🏻 absolute 🙀 waste 🗑 of space 🚀 and air 💨🤷🏽‍♀️. You 👈 uneducated 👩‍🏫🚫, ignorant 😷, idiotic 😜 dumb 🤤 swine 💩, you’re an absolute 😤 embarrassment 😳 to humanity 🤦👦😤 and all 💯 life 👤 as a whole 💦😍. The magnitude 🔍🔎 of your 👉 failure ❌ just now is so indescribably 🛂🔫🚴🏽 massive 🌐 that one ☝ hundred 💯 years 📅 into the future 📅 your 👉🏽 name 📛 will be used 🎶 as moniker of evil 😈😡 for heretics 💁‍♀️💇🏼‍♂️👯‍♂️. Even 🌝 if all 💯 of humanity 👤 put 🔛 together 👥 their collective 🛠 intelligence 🧠 there is no 🚫 conceivable way ↕ they could have thought 🤔 up ⬆ a way ↕ to ♥♥♥♥ to not be a waste 🗑 of carbon ⚗ matter 🙅 for anyone 🙋 to love ❤ you 👉 like 👍 a family 👪

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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/╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\ это паук сергей, отправь его своим друзьям и у тебя будет секс

если тебе пришел
1 сергей - ты олег
3 сергей - норм
5 сергей - НИШТЯК

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