☠Kaloski☠'s My Summer Car Achievement Progress

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2019 @ 5:09am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2020 @ 12:33pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2020 @ 11:57am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2020 @ 12:20pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2019 @ 5:45pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2020 @ 5:40pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.

Unlocked 18 May, 2020 @ 9:02am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2020 @ 9:51am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2020 @ 6:03pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2019 @ 5:11am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2019 @ 6:29pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2019 @ 4:10pm

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2019 @ 3:49pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2020 @ 12:34pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2020 @ 4:29pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2019 @ 2:02pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2019 @ 7:13am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2019 @ 4:32pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2019 @ 4:36pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2019 @ 4:57am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2019 @ 1:17pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2019 @ 12:45pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2019 @ 5:41pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2020 @ 9:04am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 8:36am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2019 @ 10:21am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2020 @ 8:14am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 1:07pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 11:53am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 11:47am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!