the deadly penis monster
Kali   Stuttgart, Baden-Wurttemberg, Germany
 
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36lSzUMBJnc
:crate: Nothing in my inventory is for sale. Period. :crate:
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I have played TF2 since (at least as far as I can verify), April of 2016. This bot crisis began around late 2019. That was three years, total: of non-bot infested playtime, though of course on occasion people would run into cheaters and the occasional bot, but nothing like the horde we have today.

It has been, virtually, five years since the bot crisis has begun. For a concernigly large portion of the playerbase, they have spent more time in this game playing it either in an unplayable state or in a very damaged state, then they have actually been playing the main game as intended by Valve all those years ago. I, and probably thousands of others; if not tens of thousands of others, have spent more time in this game with the BOTS then played normally.

Valve's complete and utter refusal to maintain and manage their game; to put the resources into fixing the game, or ♥♥♥♥ it, giving the community the resources to fix their game (which we are overwhelmingly more than happy to do), is not a sign that they don't care about Team Fortress 2; it's a pattern. Valve's neglect of their past and in part current franchises extends far past TF2.

If Valve refuses to do anything to maintain the games they continue to make a profit off of, it is a sign that they will not do the same for their "current" franchises. You've already seen what Valve's neglect brought to CS2. What an absolute shame these fools have brought upon themselves.
Medic
The Medic is a Teutonic man of medicine from Stuttgart, Germany. While he may have a tenuous adherence to medical ethics, he is nonetheless the primary healing class of the team. Although the Medic's Syringe Gun and Bonesaw aren't the most excellent weapons for direct combat, he can typically still be found near the front lines, healing wounded teammates while trying to stay out of enemy fire.

When the Medic focuses his Medi Gun on a teammate, they gradually regain health points. Teammates who are already at full health have their health buffed beyond the standard limit, going up to 150% of their base health capacity (with the exception of weapons that have overheal penalties, such as the Fists of Steel and the Quick-Fix). Teammates who have not taken damage recently are healed more rapidly, encouraging other players withdrawals when injured.

When healing, the Medic gradually fills a unique ÜberCharge bar, which can fill faster if healing injured or not-fully-overhealed teammates. When the ÜberCharge bar is fully charged, the Medic's Medi Gun begins to crackle, accompanied by small electric Team-colored particles at its tip, indicating that he can now deploy a unique charge to benefit his healing target (and himself) for eight seconds. A charge from the Medi Gun offers temporary invulnerability; a charge from the Kritzkrieg grants guaranteed critical hits; the Quick-Fix grants rapid healing, along with immunity to knockback and compression blasts from Pyros; and the Vaccinator grants enhanced damage resistance to a specific damage type (bullets, explosives, and fire).

Although the Medic cannot heal himself with his Medi Gun (unless using an ÜberCharge-deployed Quick-Fix or the Kritzkrieg's Oktoberfest taunt), he is capable of slowly regenerating health over time, and is the only class capable of doing this naturally. The longer a Medic stays out of combat and avoids taking damage, the greater the increments of health he passively heals. An injured Medic begins regenerating health at a rate of 3 health points per second, scaling up over the following ten seconds to a maximum of 6 health per second (this base rate can be positively affected by the Amputator, and negatively affected by the Blutsauger). Healing injured teammates will double the current rate of health regeneration.

The Medic is voiced by Robin Atkin Downes.
Bio
Name: Dr. Ludwig
Location of origin: Stuttgart, Germany
Job: Doctor Assisted Homicide
Motto: "Prepare for your examination"
Emblems: :medicon:
Description: What he lacks in compassion for the sick, respect for human dignity, and any sort of verifiable formal training in medicine, the Medic more than makes up for with a bottomless supply of giant needles and a trembling enthusiasm for plunging them into exposed flesh. Raised in Stuttgart, Germany during an era when the Hippocratic oath had been downgraded to an optional Hippocratic suggestion, the Medic considers healing a generally unintended side effect of satisfying his own morbid curiosity.

Health
Class Health Overheal Quick-Fix Overheal
Medic 150 225 189
With the Vita-Saw equipped
140 210 176
Speed
Normal Backward Crouched Swimming
107% 96% 36% 85%
Wielding the Overdose at 100% ÜberCharge
128% 115% 43% 102%
Healing a Scout
133% 120% 44% 107%
Note: If the Medic is healing a patient that is faster, he walks at the same speed as long as the beam is connected.

Basic strategy
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[*]Use your Medi Gun to heal teammates, and buff them up to 150% of their normal health.
[*]Fill your ÜberCharge by healing teammates. Then hit secondary fire (Default: Mouse2) to activate.
[*]Your ÜberCharge makes both you and your Medi Gun target invulnerable for a short time.
[*]You fill your ÜberCharge faster by healing teammates who are more hurt.
[*] Keep alert for teammates calling for your help. Use the Medic arrows onscreen to find them.
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if i killed you it was accidental
any and all actions i do in team fortress 2 are based purely on instinct. i have no rhyme or reason behind my actions
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Skeleton Janitor 15 grudnia 2023 o 20:18 
IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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sarah 9 września 2023 o 3:42 
+rep helped me rizz up my car, couldn't do it without you :steamhappy:
sarah 18 czerwca 2023 o 9:22 
-rep american (he also burned my workplace down and i lost my job)
the deadly penis monster 25 maja 2023 o 10:03 
hi squidward
Specijalnoj policiji 16 maja 2023 o 6:52 
hi squidward
gato 11 lutego 2023 o 17:57 
this makes me sad.