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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 5:17am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 5:58am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 6:20am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 8:11am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 11:39am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:38am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:52am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:02pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 4:58am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 5:00am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 5:05am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 5:13am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 5:29am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 6:31am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 7:56am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:08am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 11:39am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 11:39am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 11:39am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 4:59am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 5:20am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 6:13am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 7:30am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 4:58am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 4:58am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 5:16am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 6:29am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 4:58am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 5:25am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 7:10am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 5:01am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 6:12am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 7:51am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 5:18am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 7:14am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 1:29pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 5:05am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 6:31am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 7:30am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:20am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 9:00am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:00pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:40am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 2:54am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 10:13am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 5:04am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 5:58am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 8:24am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 4:58am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 5:16am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 7:49am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 5:58am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 6:35am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:42am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:42am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:03am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 1:02pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 9:18am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:01pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:54am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 9:00am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:57am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:19am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 5:10am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 5:01am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 7:49am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 2:45am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:19am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 10:18am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:00am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:21am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:55am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 4:17pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 9:20am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:43pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 10:09am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:43pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 4:41pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:59pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:07am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:44am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 3:08am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:17pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:19am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:00pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:30pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 6:47pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:10am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:46am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:46am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:36am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:22am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:27am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:38am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:03am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 5:17am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 5:34am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 8:53am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:19am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 6:12am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:55pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 6:20am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 2:45am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:59am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:51pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:13am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:44am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:41am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:54am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:53am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:54am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:54am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:45am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:55am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:48am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:16am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:50am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:16am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 11:39am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:32am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 3:29pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 10:12am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 6:28pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:30pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:05pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:11am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:15am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:58am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:00am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:00am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:58pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:29pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:09am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:09am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:58am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:45am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:58am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:50am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:43am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:17am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 3:08am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:15pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 6:07pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 6:14pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:02am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:12am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:20am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:12am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:01pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:52pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:42am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:36pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:54pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:09am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:13am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:29am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:00am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:49am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:55am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:25am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:21am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:14am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:07am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:10am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:52am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:56am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:47am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:57am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:12am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:23pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:12am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:21am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:59am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:13am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:55am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:20am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:51am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:03am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:13am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:50am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:07am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:49am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:55am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:50am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:58am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:57am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:34am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:36am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:12am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:24am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:54am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:55am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:08am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 3:14am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 9:31pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 8:45pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2024 @ 3:16am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 4:49am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2024 @ 2:25pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:04pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 6:52pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 5:14am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 3:02pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 4:40pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 11:37pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:43am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:09pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:21am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:49am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:51am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:31am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:08am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:52am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:14am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:56pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:29am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:49am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:10am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:13am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:58am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:00am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:49am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:59am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:25am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:53am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:08am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:13am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:44am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:37am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:08am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:59am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:49am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:55am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:59am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:52am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:03am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:13am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:31am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:14am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:53am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:15am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:48am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:49am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:49am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:51am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:58am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:53am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:25am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:28pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 4:55pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 2:41pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2024 @ 3:15am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2024 @ 3:16am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:32am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:32am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:54am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:12am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 7:59am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:26am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:35am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:00am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:00am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 7:46am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 3:28pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:03am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:54am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:59am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:51am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:01am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:07am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:27am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:42am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:44am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:08am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:25am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:27pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:45pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:30am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 1:44am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 3:33pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:11pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:58am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:05am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:56am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:12am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:13am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 6:51pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:09am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:54am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:14am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:53am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:22am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 1:17pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:25pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:54am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:55am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:53am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:51am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:13am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 3:08am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 2:46am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:09am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:04am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:14am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:13am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:29am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 2:03am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 3:09am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 1:16pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 3:22am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:42am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 12:44pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 9:38am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:45am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 12:35pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:25am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:41am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 2:26am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 5:49pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2024 @ 10:59pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:41am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:27am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:13am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:29am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:55am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:32am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:12am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:59am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:30am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:25am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 7:46am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 11:47am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 5:01am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 9:03am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 4:26pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 9:26pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:00am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:54am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:11am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:26am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:17am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 3:08am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 4:46am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 6:47am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:42am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2024 @ 11:53am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:10am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:13am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:25am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:22am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:53am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:54pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 4:46am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 7:08am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 2:42am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:13am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:18am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:11am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:03am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:01pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:52am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 8:44pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:19pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 7:08am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 4:57pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2024 @ 7:11pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2024 @ 2:36pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 4:59am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 5:05am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 4:58am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 5:17am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 5:17am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 10:47am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2024 @ 1:59am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:43pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 4:26pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:54am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:55am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:00am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:12am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:14am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:00am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 7:46am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 3:05pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2024 @ 12:43am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2024 @ 6:51am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:53am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:21am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:41pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:14am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:41am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:30am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 1:44am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 6:52pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 2:11am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 8:52pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 7:08am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 9:59pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2024 @ 8:18am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 3:04pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:09am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 6:56pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:12am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 6:45am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:21am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 2:26am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2024 @ 10:59pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 4:19am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 1:16pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2024 @ 11:17pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 3:09am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 3:11am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 6:18pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2024 @ 11:57am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2024 @ 1:56am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:19pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:19pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:18pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:18pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 6:48am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 3:22pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2024 @ 8:18am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2024 @ 1:52am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 3:05pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 3:17pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2024 @ 6:41pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:18pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:18pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 5:55pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 10:36am



Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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