mmmm, horny... You look terrific. You look delicious. I wanna snack on you tonight, you're pretty around the mouth. I got admit something: I am getting hot around you... Just like the way your body looks... you're turning us all on around here, I'm going nuts. I wanna get in that... You know what I'm saying? You're looking hot... H-O-T, okay? Man, I've been walkin' around here and somethin' smells good I don't know if it's my burrito or your vagine but it's turnin' me on... I wanna get wet with you. I had to rub one out earlier thinkin' about you. You look real trim down there, real tight. Get me wet downtown. I can almost taste it right here in front of me. I wanna dine on you tonight. Table for two huh? Save me a bite. Good enough to eat I just wanna get in that! Man, you're sexy. Gettin' me horny! I was sittin' in my office thinkin' about tongue kissin' ya all night long. I wanna bury my bald head between those rolls! Naughty me... I wanna make a film of me and you...

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RAWR! x3 nuzzles! pounces on u. uwu. u so warm. couldnt help but notice ur bulge from across the floor. nuzzlez to necky wecky hehe. unzips yo baggy ass pants oof baby u so musky. take me home, pet me, n' make me your and dont forget to stuff me! see me wag my widdle baby tail all for your boldgy wolgy. kisses n lickies yo neck. i hope daddy likeies nuzzles n wuzzles yo chest. i be getting thirsty. hey i got a little itch. you think u can help me? only 7 inches long uwu PLEASE ADOPT ME paws on ur bulge as i lick my lips. uwu punish me please bout to him em with this furry ♥♥♥♥. he dont see it comin

so I was thinking, (and this is probably a horrible idea) but I've always wanted to try like an online discord relationship, I wanted to see if they could actually work. Anyway, I think you can see where this is going, but do you want to try doing that with me? Nothing serious or anything obv, and if you don't want to do it that's completely fine, I mean you barely know me, but hey I figured it would be worth a shot. I probably should have waited till we had been friends for longer but I'm too impatient. Anyway, this idea is probably ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid, but I figured it's worth a shot. The only thing I ask is that if you don't want to do it, then don't leak this to the rest of the server. Also if you want to take time to think about it, then feel free to take as much time as you need, I'm in no rush.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

cat? more like, fat ♥♥♥♥! LOL