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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 3:29am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:56am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 3:21am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 3:02am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:09am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:25am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:59am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:12am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 2:04am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 11:55am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 2:13pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:09am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:08am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:14am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:32am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:19am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:59am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 5:39am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 5:39am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 3:43am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 3:23am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 2:35pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:28am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 3:23am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:59am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:56pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 12:27pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 11:24am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 11:29am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 2:47pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 3:00am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 3:15am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:14am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:56pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 2:22pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 10:36am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:12am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2022 @ 6:37am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:19am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:59am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 3:30am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 3:30am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 3:36am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 2:35pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 3:00am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 2:36pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:12am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:48pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:19am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 5:38am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 5:39am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 3:36am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 2:35pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 2:48pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:32am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 3:21am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 3:03am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 2:32pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 12:27pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 12:30pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 12:30pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 12:30pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:30am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:56pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 12:30pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:13am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 12:27pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 11:43am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:31am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 3:32am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 3:43am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 3:43am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 3:01pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 3:10pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 11:33am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:08am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 2:13pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 11:28am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 11:33am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 11:29am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 11:30am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 11:30am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 11:30am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 11:30am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:14am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:19am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 11:29am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 11:30am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:14am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 1:58pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 11:31am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 5:38am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 3:43am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 2:35pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 2:37pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 11:28am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 11:28am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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