toottootpants: im down with it if i get to suck it first
- Toottootpants re: facials

"Inside every level 68 vagina is a tiny... little... ♥♥♥♥."
- Takeda

Toottootpants: im the tipe of guy that sucks ♥♥♥♥ for bus money and walks home

"Whoa! My ass is voluptuous."
- Takeda

"I am not a Taco Bell Asian."
- Takeda

Toottootpants: I are sorry for calling you a woman that sells her body for money
- Toottootpants, secret gentleman

TakedaSamurai: right just think of it
TakedaSamurai: if u ever get sad
TakedaSamurai: just smack ur big black ♥♥♥♥ around
jovenile: true
TakedaSamurai: glad i could help

"Look: I was tired, I was bored, I was sleepy, and I might've done some licking."
- Takeda

"I like fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥."
- Takeda

toottootpants: it was liek if we were in a line to sck the ♥♥♥♥ i would liek to be first so i dont get the leftovers from the last guy

toottootpants: its like a cup holder but for ♥♥♥♥♥
toottootpants: every one likes cup holders
- Toottootpants re: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

"Sometimes I wonder how bad I wanna pound Dew's ass at night."
- Takeda

"Sometimes it's like you're not even my mom."
"Yeah, you're adopted."
"From where?"
"The garbage bin."
- the Takeda origin story

"Okay, I'm donion rings with this."
- Dew

toottootpants: sorry but i only give good hand jobs

''The world as we knew it was in danger. A penis shaped meteorite was heading right for the mumble server. Luckily the day was saved since Takeda took the meteorite up the butt.''
- Kirby

"It makes a farting noise when I spread it."
- Takeda

"We're not confusing! Women are confusing! All you did was steal our identities and add a 'wo' in front of it. There's nothing 'wo' about you guys!"
- Takeda, feminist

[8:54:29 PM] (Channel) toottootpants: i would enjoy being named hurpys
[8:54:49 PM] (Channel) toottootpants: i mean
[8:54:52 PM] (Channel) toottootpants: in the contxt
[8:55:01 PM] (Channel) toottootpants: ok
[8:55:12 PM] (Channel) toottootpants: ill takw the bullet for this one
[8:55:36 PM] toottootpants disconnected.
[8:55:39 PM] HERPES connected.
[8:55:39 PM] HERPES moved in from The TC-PUb by the server.
[8:55:39 PM] HERPES is now muted.
[8:55:51 PM] (Channel) HERPES: ty jov i have always wanted this
- flagrant abuse of mod powers

"I love lung cancer! It's like regular cancer, except it's your fault."
- Tibby

"We should do a three-way - me, you, and toottoot."
- marksman re: CS:GO

Takeda: i should be and x ray tech
Takeda: i perscribed vodka and napkins
calamity jo: that's not right son
Takeda: why not
calamity jo: doesn't... seem right
Takeda: have you tried it?
calamity jo: i dont think i should after taking antibiotics and/or painkillers
Takeda: eh whats the worst thatll happen
calamity jo: liver failure
Takeda: youve got 2
Takeda: your good
calamity jo: lol
calamity jo: kidney failure
Takeda: ♥♥♥♥ candy
Takeda: failure is what you make it maybe its not falling its just struggling and needs a nap
- Takeda, medical professional

SpookSpookpants: to finish your silly question ima blow a dude till he dies and go to jail and get bum raped by mr big
- Toottoot re: prison

"I thought you squeezed your own oranges, like, from actual oranges."
"Yeah, I put them between my asscrack and squeeze."
- Takeda, professional chef

"You drop one on your hand, right, and you just flinging - they're in the middle of 'get down everybody', and suddenly there's poop on him! He's disoriented!"
- Takeda re: crazed gunmen

"I wish I could write my essays as quickly as I write my erotic fanfiction."
- Takeda

"Your mama's so fat that when she presses accept we get 11/10."
- Tibby

[9:52:25 PM] (Channel) Melon: hello
[9:52:30 PM] (Channel) Melon: many meat in mouth
[9:52:32 PM] (Channel) Melon: 1sec

Marksman: I am going to get something to eat because I am still very hungry.
Jovenile: I have something you can eat.
[pause]
Jovenile: It's dinner, I'll make you dinner, and then we can sit down and have a nice dinner, because that's what friends do.
Takeda: AND THEN YOU CAN SUCK THIS ♥♥♥♥.
Jovenile: Yes. And then you can suck this ♥♥♥♥.
Marksman: I mean. I would actually be okay with that.

"I don't even know what's in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥."
- Pops, expert on anuses

"Sometimes at some of these establishments they may serve hotels."
- Pops, worst spy

Takeda: jov
Takeda: i have fallen to sin
jovenile: have you touched yourself
jovenile: that's perfectly normal
Takeda: hgvkaGVDBASHK
Takeda: HAHA
Takeda: not the reponse i expected
jovenile: you really should have

jovenile: melon
jovenile: do you want to dota
瓜!: joaana
瓜!: im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ down
瓜!: as a muther ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
瓜!: kid with an extra chromosome

"I don't even know where my urethra is!"
- Takeda, medical expert

Cersei did nothing wrong: yo I bought gluten-free bread, and it tastes like semen-soaked paper towels
jovenile: whyt he ♥♥♥♥ would you buy gluten free bread you dirty ass hippie
Cersei did nothing wrong: curiosity got the best of me
jovenile: curiosity kills cats you know
jovenile: so they say
Cersei did nothing wrong: curiosity also explores mars so stfu
- Tibby, hipster scum

"Guys, TI7 reunion!"
"I need to get a job first."
"Just sell your body."
"But no one wants it."
- Dew, worst prostitute

"As soon as she opens the door, just bust a nut on her face. Just let her know what's up."
- Pops' dating advice

"I'm not Jesus anymore but I could still put your on your knees."
- Takeda, post name change

"SOMEONE LEFT THE TOILET IN THE GUN!"
- Takeda on murder mysteries

"Look, Jo... what really IS land?"
- Takeda on geography

"I take my coffee like a man. In the ass."
- Dew

"If I have to blow a guy to wield some political power, I'll blow a guy."
- Takeda

"You know what, George, you need to man up in my ass."
- Marksman to Mojoesbouncer

"You can call my butt a public bus."
- Marksman

"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"Are you positive?"
"I am positive. But not HIV-positive."
-Mojo and Kirby discuss the power of positivity

"dawg just take it in the ass dont make it weird"
-Toottootpants

"You ain't never gonna catch me with my ♥♥♥♥ burning up in these streets. Cold as ♥♥♥♥ peepee."
- Takeda

"You say no sex, but fish has hole too."
- Marksman on whether to choose mermaid or fishwoman

"Milky milky cow titty."
- Takeda

"If you can't slap a piece of chicken and cook it instantly, you're not strong enough."
-Kibbles on the meaning of strength

"poo poo pee pee, in this bladder?, in this butthole?"
- Toottoopants

"What if I could knock this baby out?"
- Son of Gnome on violence towards infants