Mencken and Nathan's Second Law of The Average American:
All the postmasters in small towns read all the postcards.
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Women give themselves to God when the Devil wants nothing more to do with them.
-- Arnould
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Small things make base men proud.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
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<darkangel> I generally don't use anything that has "experimental" and
"warning" pasted all over it
<darkangel> no, I'm not that dumb... hehe
<Knghtbrd> ...
* darkangel considers downloading the latest unstable kernel
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Center meeting at 4pm in 2C-543.
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How is the world ruled, and how do wars start? Diplomats tell lies to
journalists, and they believe what they read.
-- Karl Kraus, "Aphorisms and More Aphorisms"
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I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
-- Bette Davis, "Cabin in the Cotton"
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"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat."
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