Get Revenge! Live long enough to be a problem for your children!
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Do you know Montana?
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<Culus> aIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
<Culus> MY LIGHT JUST DIED
<Culus> I AM SO SAD
<Culus> I'm blind! I'm blind!
<dark> Light?
<dark> Turn all your xterms to black-on-white :) Plenty of light that way.
-- Seen on #Debian
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Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.
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River: "It's just an object. Doesn't mean what you think."
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Serenity through viciousness.
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"You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned before,
And make errors few people could bear;
You complain about everyone's English but yours --
Do you really think this is quite fair?"

"I make lots of mistakes," Father William declared,
"But my stature these days is so great
That no critic can hurt me -- I've got them all scared,
And to stop me it's now far too late."
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Adc ai.

Man achei...