can i get a vegan cream cheese bagel, glowie?

Add me)

ugly mother fuсkеr

-rep spatyczny spermiasz

-rep cheater

a wez sie pierdol

mamas boy hahaha

-rep Toxic, spaming the same word the whole game

I saw children with more maturity than him

-rep ugly ass negev player

poopoopoooop

frrrt

toilet

Nice demo player

+rep Green

+rep right geezer, ♥♥♥♥♥♥' fridgefreezer

+rep, greatest demo player, even though it could be a little pain in the ass sometimes <3

+rep BREAST get it? ;)

+rep the beast

+rep BEAST.

+rep my cousin :)

-rep respects black people

+rep

My wife calls it domestic violence, I call it John Lennon reference

wheres the lambo chevy

-rep polish :/

tylko mi przez niego ranga spadla















:/

-rep

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so basically. me and this guy had be been friends for years online but also lived within a 3 hour drive distance. so one day we decided to invite to his house but we decided to get a burger king before hand. key strangely kept loads of mayo sachet but i didnt think any of it at the time. we then went back to his to play some csgo my personal favourite lol. anyway he pulled out the mayo packets when we were gaming and walked round to my gaming chair. he stood and watched me like an eagle. i asked him 'what are you doing?' and he responded with 'what do they mayo packets look like to you? hm, i bet you would like one up your ass little boy!' to then i was knocked to the ground and he tied me up and launched mayo up my ass. ive never felt pain like it as he covered my ass with a butt plug then unloaded it into his mouth. he screamed 'i FU*KING LOVE MAYONAISE UGHHHHH *moan*'. he repeated this many times and i just went unconscious and woke up in a bin.

+rep has a huge ♥♥♥♥

+rep good player. very kind