fattest aoe attacks, insane follow ups, delayed swing attacksm, commander gayest hitbox, waterfowl dance???, rotussy, death blight in catacombs... NIHIL NIHIL NIHIL, horror loax, radagon the trans, destined death>:c, messmer fire knights, rellana's twin moons>:), margit the fat omen, FORESKIN DUO??!, ffing crucible knights! NG7 damage bruh? placidusax walkback, bayle's fire hitbox, enir ilim beast warriors+birds+floor beams, frenzied flame ending parkour? those little cannon enemies in catacombs? haligtree ANTSSSS, malenia's clone attack, kindred of rot's cumshots, killing Fia and not being able to fight fortissax, torrent cant handle fall damage, finger ruins stunlock and headsucking enemies, attacking a boss midswing, mohgwyn palace bird farm, ABYSSAL WOODS, CAELID WOLVES, commander freaking niall, draconic tree sentinels, consecrated snowfield;c, scadutree avattar hardest boss ever, consort radahn too easy, getting lost in catacombs, stuck in farum azula for hours, melina the baddest chick, wheres my godwyn boss? doing a the same quest twice just to get another talisman, ranni ending troublesome, mimic tear clutching up, bleed, frost, madness, scarlet ROT, poison, buff rotations, one hit, no cheese run, NPCs chasing me through the entire castle. THIS GAME CURES ANXIETY BY GIVING YOU MORE ANXIETY, dying to a boss after killing him and felled message not popping up. gideon choosing to fight me after killing maliketh xD, thinking radagon was a the final boss alone, elden beast comes up and i have no more flasks, elden stars stalking me, placidusax NUKE and laser beam, controller locking on to a harmless goat instead of the guy tryna kill me, invading with runes and losing. ALL THIS, but i love this game 100/10, miyazaki the goat