Sluts, I fᴜck sluts
Sluts get fᴜcked when I fᴜck sluts
No ifs and’s, and/or buts. I fᴜck sluts
I fᴜck sluts
Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-sucking
They'll need a serene night to green-light a butt fᴜcking
But that'll be easy with sleazy old ♥♥♥♥ fᴜcking
Boo to the nice girls. Praise be to ♥♥♥♥ fᴜcking!

I have a list. A list?
Yes, a list of all the sluts I've missed
I've never fᴜcked or sucked these sluts
And thus my nuts are fᴜcking pissed
So, when I fᴜck the lucky ♥♥♥♥ my nut removes her from the list
Another dumb cᴜm-bucket struck from my nut sᴜcking
Sᴜck it ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥ fᴜcking bucket-list

Sluts can be white, black, brown, pink, or almond
They can be skinny with big ♥♥♥♥, or be skinny with small ones
Sluts can be perky, preppy or posh
With their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash

But other sluts are pretty and funny and smart
These sluts can lift all your thoughts from your díck to your heart
They can talk about science, music, or art
They can put you together or they can pull you apart
But don't trust these sluts, don't, don't you dare
They'll force you to trust them and love them and care
And then they'll be gone and then you'll be aware
Of that hole in your heart that that dumb ♥♥♥♥ left there