this user is into self harm (dark souls 2)

"I feel my blood rushing through my body. Yes... This is it. The feeling is coming back to me! The sensation of killing! The doom and darkness. The dark streets. They're calling me. Calling me to the ultimate ring!"

guy ive exposed to radioctive substances that make you enjoy testicles

Really welcoming host, would recommend. He once housed me in his humble mansion in Greece. When he opened the door to me, he was wearing a kimono and had his hair tied back. First thing he did was showing me his ample collection of eastern swords, of great beauty and variety, although I must confess I have already forgotten how much time we spent in there as he ranted about the blades' refined quality, their amusing origins, the shining materials they were made of etc. etc.... Afterwards he offered me a cup of tea and we chatted for about half an hour, before it was night.
I must say he is a mildly entertaining, remarkably pleasant friend, but I must detract a point because he made me sleep in some kind of mattress on the floor. I mean wtf man don't y'all have beds in Greece?
9/10

mods kill him with hammers