ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ ᴘʀᴏғɪʟᴇ

ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ᴀᴅᴅɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ʀᴇᴀsᴏɴ ᴏɴ ᴘʀᴏғɪʟᴇ!
ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀᴅᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴀɴʏ ʀᴇᴀsᴏɴ!
ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ sᴇɴᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴘʜɪsʜɪɴɢ ʟɪɴᴋs! (ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴡᴀsᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ)
ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀsᴋ ғᴏʀ ғʀᴇᴇ ɪᴛᴇᴍs! ɪ'ᴍ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴘᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀs ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀs ɪ ᴄᴀɴ
ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴘʀɪᴠᴀᴛᴇ ᴘʀᴏғɪʟᴇ!
ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʀᴀᴅᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴍᴀʀᴋᴇᴅ ᴏɴ sᴛᴇᴀᴍʀᴇᴘ ᴀs sᴄᴀᴍᴍᴇʀ!

ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴤᴇᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ,, [] '' ᴛᴀɢ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴᴤ ı ᴄᴀɴɴᴏᴛ ᴀɴᴤᴡᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ
ғᴏʀ ᴀɴʏ ғᴜʀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴓᴜᴇᴤᴛɪᴏɴᴤ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏᴤ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ᴘʀᴏᴈɪʟᴇ.
ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʀᴇᴤᴘᴇᴄᴛ ᴍʏ ᴘʀɪᴠᴀᴄʏ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ᴀᴍ ʙᴜᴤʏ

ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ, ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ, ᴤᴛʀᴀɪɢʜᴛ, ʙɪᴤᴇᴥᴜᴀʟ, ɢᴀʏ, ʟᴇᴤʙɪᴀɴ, ᴤʜᴏʀᴛ, ᴛᴀʟʟ, ғᴀᴛ, ᴤᴋɪɴɴʏ, ʀɪᴄʜ ᴏʀ ᴘᴏᴏʀ. ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ, ɪ'ʟʟ ʙᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ.
ɪ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛ ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ, ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴀᴅᴅ ᴍᴇ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ ᴡʜʏ ɪ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛ ʏᴏᴜ.
ғᴏʀ ᴀɴʏ ғᴜʀᴛʜᴇʀ ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴs ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ᴘʀᴏғɪʟᴇ.
ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʀᴇsᴘᴇᴄᴛ ᴍʏ ᴘʀɪᴠᴀᴄʏ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ᴀᴍ ʙᴜsʏ
ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ɪғ ɪ ᴀᴅᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ɪᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴ`s ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀᴀᴅᴇ ᴍʏ ɪᴛᴇᴍs ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴘᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀs ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀs ɪ ᴄᴀɴ

ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴍʏ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴍᴀɪɴ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ sᴛᴏʀᴀɢᴇ ɪs ʟᴇᴠᴇʟ (1) ɪɴ sᴛᴇᴀᴍ.
ɪ ᴅᴏɴᴛ ʙᴏʀʀᴏᴡ ɪᴛᴇᴍ ᴏʀ ᴀɴʏ sᴋɪɴs, ɪғ ᴜ ᴀsᴋ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙʟᴏᴄᴋ ᴜ.
ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ sᴄᴀᴍ ᴍᴇ, ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀsᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʏᴘᴇs ᴏғ sᴄᴀᴍᴍɪ