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Pet Cemetery

Kill all of Tony's pets... I'm tired of them pooping on my lawn.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2019 @ 9:58am

Instant Clone Soup

Collect the clone DNA in under 10 minutes. That's it? That's all they have to do? Man, we're just giving these things away.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2019 @ 11:35am

It's A Video Game, Kill Something!

Don't kill any villagers, because God forbid you do something out of the ordinary!
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2019 @ 8:47am

Here's a damn trophy, now stop killing me!

Jump Trover into the Acid Lake 5 times. How is this even a trophy?
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2019 @ 9:24am

Here's Donny!

Witness Donny's death, then write an essay about it for your college application.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2019 @ 9:50am

BBALL IN THE BBALL HOLE

IT'S BBALL TIME IN THE BBALL HOLE PLACE! MAKE ONE BBALL BASKET IN THE TELEPOD LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BBALL BOY OR BBALL GIRL!
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2019 @ 8:42am

You Didn't Have To Do That

You killed a NPC. That’s gonna affect the whole game! That’s right, your actions have consequences this game!
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2019 @ 9:42am



BALL FUN TIME

Bounce a ball 25 times in the apartment, because apparently that's more fun than the actual game.

Daddy Gotta Eat!

Instead of feeding the poor, feed Gail's roommate in under 5 minutes!

Really? This Game's Not That Good

Replay the game, instead of getting a real job.

Bet You Can't Make 100

You made 10 baskets, now make 100! Come on, what else do you gotta do today?

The Ultimate Happy Ending

Collect all Power Babies in the game. Then prepare to have your shnudler ringled!
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