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My son is smooth with it

I was rping with my best friend in a garry mod server and we were pretending to be boyfriend girlfried (even though we are both guys but we are not ♥♥♥ we are just rping) and one time we pretended to have ♥♥♥ and it was all fun and we were laughing until he put his hand on my leg in the real world (LAN PARTY!!! XD) and we started kissing but it was just rp

DEEZ NUTS

Do I give a ♥♥♥♥? No, does it look like I give even the slightest ♥♥♥♥ about one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ emoji? I bet you took the time to type that emoji too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "deez nuts" on your gravestone?

"deez nuts"? Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "deez nuts"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is "deez nuts"- or are you just some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "deez nuts" once again.