creme brulee

aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- birb

https://youtu.be/iik25wqIuFo

lemme smash

guy below me is 5 years younger than me lmao get rekt kid

I used to work at the SA offices, I always hated that slut Shmorky, but one day I found a lost episode of Gaming Garbage. In it, Lowtax and Shmorky were playing the origional Dontrel Dolphin, but for a split second, something flashed on screen. I reversed the player to look at it, and to my surprise, it was Mike Nelson from Rifftrax! Suddenly, Shmorky appeared with a Mom phone, screamed "You'll never take lowtax away from me, die!" and punched him to death with Mom. I was in tears, those bastards murdered Mike! But I was tired of my computer being possessed by Satan, so I decided to look at some porn. I was dismayed as I opened up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ only to find pictures of Shmorky replacing all my porn!