Dropped my doritos lol ► ◄ ▲ ▼ ►

I could never complain

it sent me a notification as if you commented on my profile...its almost like you're not dead...anyways fly high jelly

rip jelly

rip jelly

Are you still biting other peoples finger nails for fun?

i'm not picky

My wetbrain still missing the jelly cackle, where you been? wait, where am I?

blessed by the best

Just popping by to say I miss ya yelly Jelly <3

you are a god a king a giant - iconic and timeless

Hey where have you been? I havent seen you around for a while. Everything good?

ok I got one. what did the ocean say to the beach????? nothing!!! it just waved!!!!1!

Why come your favorite game shower with papa?

whats your twitch i need to simp

On your twitch channel can you advertise my soundcloud. The names lil tonka truck. I'll even let you play my music for free.

yas queen oh yeah

any type of hair. Leg, back, head, arm pit preferably

I can only add you if you pay in bags of hair. Preferably greasier the better.

Hi jly not sure if you recognize me with my PFP having a hat on but its me Gotti. how ya been

Jack sign my penis please

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It's been so long! Miss you :o

I'm not perfectly stable but I'm doing better than I have 2 years ago, so that's something

I'm going sniper because of you. Also miss ya, Yelly.

thats a salute brother o7

happy (belated) new year!! hope you're doing good and life is treating you well

hey let's catch up sometime

haven't seen you in ages, hope you doing good :)

im still a better sniper than you lol

i hope u had some nice holidays!! happy new year :+)

we should not have gone to the club.

I'm gonna turn everything above your neck into a fine red mist.
Happy whatever.

biggest penis ive ever seen in my life, almost hit me right in my both eyes

Okay so there are only 336 hours in two weeks. The average person is supposed to sleep about 8 hours per day, so we'll take off a third so that's 224 hours in two weeks (But if I had to guess then you probably sleep less than 8 hours per day but that would make this more complicated). So if we subtract your 158.7 hours of activity from that we have at least 65.3 hours over the past couple weeks that you haven't been playing MapleStory...are you okay?

whenever I feel like I need to socialize I just go onto Instagram and reply to all my favorites’ stories and whoever replies first is my new stalking prey for the next month until someone else gives me the attention I need that daddy never gave me. the validation is kind of short lived especially when keep getting pegged with completely bogus restraining orders. honestly I should move on to more famous people but my rep is too hot after the 7th RO this year

-rep, jly hit it and quit it and never called me again

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So there's a chick in my class I like; unfrotunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our fellow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her 'big and though' boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop . "Go ahead" I say. "The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didnt see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I dont smile because i was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and youll face your worst nightmare.

There are 24 hours in a day
8 for work
8 for sleep
8 for play

24 to go make me this money, honey

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