Jeffreezy

hey jeff its me gary heckler I Hope that old Bastard saint nick came down your chimney and left a big load and If he Didnt maybe I Can for you Because he Stopped coming to my house Guy cant even give me any coal and we are freezing IM starting to wonder if that guy is even real But we are real it's true And every morning waking up with you is a Wonder in this world full of Blue so let this be a Message from me to you . . .

I look at that physique and I see raw power. I'd estimate he can bench 550+ raw easy and OHP 400+ raw. Can't see his legs, but judging by the thickness in his back I'm thinking he's a 700+ raw puller. If his legs are on par with his brutish upper body, then there's no doubt in my mind he squats 800+ raw. Jeffrey could bend you into a human pretzel with one hand while walking down the haters with his extendo using the other. Those frying pan hands and thick, powerful sausage fingers are capable of bringing absolute pleasure and unimaginable pain

Hello jeffery I have noticed you have played the glorious game of Elden Ring for 134 hours and only have gotten 10 achievements. I am a very prestigious owner of all the achievements for that game. I have also achieved this great feat in only 102 hours. If you need any tips or tricks you can call our hotline for advice and we will gladly help guide you in your quest of trying to attain greatness.

hey jeff guess what time it is all over again . . . . thats right . . .

hey jeffrey