MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS (click to show):



former ceo of bp oil
534 years young
certified lawyer and criminal
robbed a bank in 1863
successfully invented and uninvented the time machine
emmy nominated for best actor
nobel prize recipient
served 2 tours in da nang
medal of honor and purple heart recipient
8 years navy seal veteran
almost was elected president
worked on the manhattan project
elected governor of california in 1973
discovered the planet mars and made trips there several times
killed a man in 2006
started a war (not telling you which one)
built the eiffel tower
stopped ww3 from happening countless times
started the small company known as "nintendo"
shadow-owner of amazon and greenlit the fallout tv series
trained somalians how to be pirates
stopped world hunger and then started it again
married countless times but never divorced
created the black death
known in the biblical world as the grim reaper
won a pulitzer prize for writing "to kill a mockingbird" under a pseudonym