:loopfling jd

this little ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is a ROGUE U.S. MILITARY ASSET and a DANGER to public safety. NORAD has deployed REAPER Drones equipped <redacted> MISSILE SYSTEMS to conduct GLOBAL ORBITAL sweeps ready to SCRAMBLE at the first SATELLITE picture of her. If you let her NEAR your minecraft or skyrim she is GUARANTEED to mod it. She'll GRAB your base directory with her teeth and SPIN around and TWIST them into some BARBARIC modded gameplay while LAUGHING at kittens and calling them her LITTLE SKRONGLIES. If you SPOT her from a distance and she hasn't ascertained your POSITION, your orders are to EGRESS and RTB.

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p.s. your hands are warm~

i love you